theoriginalsin

In thirteen years of living in the mountains I've never hit a deer. I came close, but never did, until tonight. One deer was blocking the lane I was in and the other was blocking part of the other lane. So I had nowhere to go.

The beautiful thing was though. Just as I was about to hit the deer in my lane the deer in the other lane doubled back into my lane. So I nailed both of those fuckers. It took two of them to take my 72 chevy van out.

I think there is a deer organization that plans these things. I mean come on two. They've been trying to get me for years each time failing. Tonight they decided to double their efforts.
"We have been unsuccessful in getting this one sir."

(Rudolph Commander and Cheif) "Well, put two of our boys on the road tonight. Three if you have to. I want this one."

"Sir! Yes sir!"

Deer have to be the stupidest beasts on this planet.