There stood the robed figure once again. Many times he has seen it before. Wondering why it continued to appear to him. Is he losing touch with reality?
He has felt so alone lately so unloved. Everyone he admires finds him uninteresting and boring.
He looks at the figure coming slowly toward him. He realises this is no illusion. This is no farce in his...
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I was laying in bed this morning and my lamp just started turning on and off by itself.
Dam Imps. I'm going to have to have a talk with them.
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morgan:
give 'em what for!
nala:
tell those lamps what's up
you have to be the boss....
*sigh*
teabags
you have to be the boss....
*sigh*
teabags
--A 20 year old man came to the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened, causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was...
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morgan:
thanks...things seem to be slowly getting better, hopefully it will last.
siv:
hahahaha. sexually active. 
yeah, i'm going to have a nice tawk with him later...perhaps when i'm drunk?
heehee. thanks for the comment!!
yeah, i'm going to have a nice tawk with him later...perhaps when i'm drunk?
heehee. thanks for the comment!!Donnie Darko
If you're a fan of Donnie Darko their website is pretty cool. If you haven't been to it yet above is the link.
And if you have, here's another cool site.
conclave obscurum
Oh and this one is pretty funny.
Barbie Pron
And you thought where you grew up was bad.
Dildo
edie:
thanks. sexual assualt is awful no matter where it happens or who it happens to. the focus is going to be how people react when it happens in a community where people consider themselves above it happening, because the general thought is "how could this happen here? we're all so P.C." which is bullshit, but hopefully everyone will talk and we can confront this problem and find some some solutions.
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bionicfemme:
Oh my God, that test was totally accurate. It kind of sucks that the person that ended up being the most important person in my life correlated with a paper cup (flimsy relationship) and that I "threw it away."
Well that sucks!
Well that sucks!
morgan:
ah, i remember that test. i forget my results, but i'm too lazy to take it again.
Thank God for air conditioning! This appartment gets so damn hot! AAAAH I love modern conveniences.
It reminds me of that commercial with the guy slowly walking home in the heat. He enters his appartment to find his dog chillin out in front of a air conditioner, that the dog got ahold of somehow. He sits down beside the dog and says "Good Dog."
bombshellbetty:
I want a dog like that! Especially if I could train him to wash the dishes and do the laundry while I was out 
Well, I decided to show off another painting of mine. It was inspired by a Dead Can Dance album cover.
Can you guess which one?
Tuesday May 20
ATHENS, Greece - A 30 year old man forced his eyes out of their sockets to protest his arrest at Athens International Airport, authorities said tuesday.
Remi Tsolakis was taken to a hospital and received surgery to try and restore his eyesight, doctors said.
Tsolakis was arrested late Monday after flying to Athens from the island of Rhodes. Airport authorites discovered he...
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bombshellbetty:
Wow, very good dream interpretation! It's almost like you know me
He didn't die, but I think the guy deserves an honorary Darwin Award, because his dangling eyes will probably keep him out of the gene pool by making it very hard for him to get laid!
He didn't die, but I think the guy deserves an honorary Darwin Award, because his dangling eyes will probably keep him out of the gene pool by making it very hard for him to get laid!
csilla:
i LOVE your profile pic 
xoxo csilla
xoxo csilla
I couldn't think of anything interesting to put in my journal tonight, so I said "fuck it" and headed to the gym. As I stepped out my back door the most amazing thing happened. I found myself looking straight into the face of a Horned Owl sitting two yards away on a telephone line. Now you maybe saying "Ya so what", but for me the...
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thursday:
nuts.
hmm totem animal....
what would it mean if i thought mine was a cat?
is there some way to 'find out' what yours is?
hmm totem animal....
what would it mean if i thought mine was a cat?
is there some way to 'find out' what yours is?
astrid:
Owls are beautiful animals. If it had happened to me I'd think it was pretty cool, too. But I'm amused by all animals.
I love this shit.
http://quiz.christiansunite.com/Death_and_Destruction/Murder.shtml
Are you looking at naked girls son?
No mom, I'm taking a quiz on Murder in the Bible!
I'm so proud of you son.
I love religion.
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tororo:
You didn't lose your skills for finding funny things on the net!
bionicfemme:
I got 7 out of 11...crap my education at my Christian high school was more effective than previously thought... 
Why do drunk people scream like little girls?
When life gets me down a nice glass wine make me feel a whole lot better.
gil:
ive been good
just tryn to keep bizzy
just tryn to keep bizzy
He stopped, said "I'm Rolling Roger" in a very matter of fact way, and that was it. Whatthe??? That was the end of it. Rolling Roger? I still don't get it.