theonetheonlydc

So here is a question for you. Why do the WEIRDEST stories happen to me? I mean, its like every damn week some weird, noone believes me story happens to me. So this weeks wacky adventure. So im out swimming in our pool today and my dog walks by with a damn chicken in his mouth. Still alive, but in my dogs mouth... weird to begin with... So our neighbors have chickens so I get the chicken and take it down to the barn till I find out whos chicken it is . In the barn there is a horse. Just eatin feed like hes supposed to be there. No, We dont own a horse. But there is one in our barn at the moment none the the less. So now I have

A. A mysterious chicken
B. A mysterious horse

So I go over the neighbors inquring about the said chicken and horse. Nope not theres, so Im walking back and a car comes FLYING down the road and a slams on his breaks by me. Its the neighbor from about 4 miles away. He ask if Ive seen a horse. Mystery B solved. So I say yes, that its in our barn, and asked if he had chickens. He said he had chickens, but didnt think a chicken could make it 4 miles. I agreed, we go to get the horse and Id be gooddamned if it wasnt his chicken. Soooooooo did the chicken walk 4 miles? Did it ride the fucking horse? Yahh not to sure what happened all I know is that I didnt get a 15 year olds phone number so Im happy.

DC