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theonetheonlydc

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Thursday Apr 01, 2004

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My superego got in a fight with my id today. Obligations, Fuck Obligation. I want to leave, I want to stay. The two were fighting like a bunch of first graders, till old man ego came and bitch slapped them both. This is how it went



ID (played by Samuel L Jackson): Pack up YOUR SHIT, and lets GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Superego (played by Tom Hanks): Youre needed, your family needs you.

ID: SO YOU SHOULDNT BE HAPPY CAUSE YOUR FAMILY NEEDS YOU?

Superego: Your family has got you were you are, you owe them everything. Stay.

Ego (Played by Dave Chappel): IM RICK JAMES BITCH

* SMACK * * SMACK *



I think Id be dead of it wasnt for him. So, Im back were I was before the fight, unresolved and lost.

Thanks everyone for the nice comments about the photos, far too nice.


Is it wrong to want more than people think your worth?
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polly:
well the snow is *like* a baby alligator.. unless you meant it the other way around. but that wouldnt make much sense now would it?

" what seems to be the problem officer?
what seems to be the problem officer?
what seems to be the problem officer? "

*rolls window down, officer comes up to the window*

" KEJGHEHJGWKJWHFFEJEF????!!!! "
Apr 2, 2004
polly:
i SEE. now it all makes sense to me. kiss
Apr 2, 2004

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