so i wanted to get away from it all this weekend , so i went down here to meet all them and lots of fun was had .
Fanks guys
Moments that stick in my mind
1. Finally getting a hotel room that didn't suck .
2. Not understanding how the fuck to play Dance Dance Revolution , clearly cause i was a bit drunk...
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Fanks guys
Moments that stick in my mind
1. Finally getting a hotel room that didn't suck .
2. Not understanding how the fuck to play Dance Dance Revolution , clearly cause i was a bit drunk...
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first two lines of a letter back from my lawyer reads as follows
"Dear Neil
Thanks for handing in your dossier. I see that it contains one or two
weapons of mass destruction!"
that just made me laugh , im glad some lawyers still have a sense of humour .
It cause of that that i Havant been updating much .
Some guy thinks i...
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"Dear Neil
Thanks for handing in your dossier. I see that it contains one or two
weapons of mass destruction!"
that just made me laugh , im glad some lawyers still have a sense of humour .
It cause of that that i Havant been updating much .
Some guy thinks i...
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tobie:
beer and fake blood....sticky sticky sticky.
I bet the night porters wondered what kind of clientel they were getting...though it could have ben worse...you could have been wearing creamys hat!
beer and fake blood....sticky sticky sticky.
I bet the night porters wondered what kind of clientel they were getting...though it could have ben worse...you could have been wearing creamys hat!
ciel:
as per, it was ace to see you again. although i always seem to be full of energy and slightly mental
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wated:
Hmmm...so there's still a reasonable potential profit margin.
wated:
There was no butter or sauce on the one I had this morning. That's a potential profit increase of 0.7p! 
you know what ?
i love a really good storm ,
none of this pussy drippy rain and far away " do you think that was thunder " type of affair .
I want the end of the world , booming thunder,
sounding like its ten feet away ,
thor's wrath ,
clouds black as tar,
just fucking throwing the rain at you '
dogs...
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i love a really good storm ,
none of this pussy drippy rain and far away " do you think that was thunder " type of affair .
I want the end of the world , booming thunder,
sounding like its ten feet away ,
thor's wrath ,
clouds black as tar,
just fucking throwing the rain at you '
dogs...
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charley:
We so need a storm down here 
too muggy, too much pressure 
too muggy, too much pressure 
jayne:
can't believe you actually managed to look at my set!!! did you get through it without blushing??? 
hope to see you soon....get your ass back down to london.
x
hope to see you soon....get your ass back down to london.
x
To you ,
the girl ,
the one I may have never met ,
the one I may not already know ,
the one I may have caught a glimpse of out of the corner of my eye ,
who sits patiently waiting ,
or does not ,
or cannot ,
or is not ,
who I may never know . ??????????????????????
I apologise.
The...
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the girl ,
the one I may have never met ,
the one I may not already know ,
the one I may have caught a glimpse of out of the corner of my eye ,
who sits patiently waiting ,
or does not ,
or cannot ,
or is not ,
who I may never know . ??????????????????????
I apologise.
The...
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poprock:
Well, it's certainly crap as a declaration of frustration once you add that pesky hyphen.
Example:
"The cock-sucking phone is knackered again,"
Just doesn't have the same ring to it as;
"The COCKSUCKING phone is knackered again."
Example:
"The cock-sucking phone is knackered again,"
Just doesn't have the same ring to it as;
"The COCKSUCKING phone is knackered again."
thenonstopdancer:
^^^ bang on ,
fuckingcuntshagbastard
fuckingcuntshagbastard
I got chills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control.
Cocksucking weather and a mountain of bills , i need a holiday now .
thinking about it literally cocksucking weather sounds quite good , very good in fact
and a lot better than the wind and rain going on outside . So in light of that ill change my plea to cocksucking weather or a holiday,...
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Cocksucking weather and a mountain of bills , i need a holiday now .
thinking about it literally cocksucking weather sounds quite good , very good in fact
and a lot better than the wind and rain going on outside . So in light of that ill change my plea to cocksucking weather or a holiday,... Read More
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goob:
mmm.... cocksucking.
fpkk:
*studiously avoids making comments of any sort about cocksucking weather as it's been done*
Yeah, I need a holiday. And the power of walking returned.
And cocksucking weather,eh? Ding dong!
*Doh!*
Yeah, I need a holiday. And the power of walking returned.
And cocksucking weather,eh? Ding dong!
*Doh!*
So I guess right now I feel little disconnected . This is not a moan or a rant dont take it as that , its just how I'm feeling right now .
My best friends in the world , the ones I have the biggest connection to are scattered ashes , blown across the southern half of this country. I see them maybe once or...
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My best friends in the world , the ones I have the biggest connection to are scattered ashes , blown across the southern half of this country. I see them maybe once or...
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its_matt:
Poop.
mjrburns:
hahaha pea wet. I love trying to explain the concept to southerners rather unsuccesfully mind - keep on dancing 
So im sitting here in Stanstead aiport after what was the most disappointing meal I have ever eaten, I dont think the waiter understood me when I complemented him for a truly third rate meal, or when I answered his would you like anything else sir with a no I think I should quit while im behind thank you
Before all this though I can...
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ciel:
Well I dont know!! You might have been going somewhere exotic! or getting a train! Or getting a connecting bus to go Furneaux Pelham!
Sheesh!
No I don't do geography!
I dont know where your from! I presumed you were getting a plane or something!
Dont anger me! I know plenty of people at that airport that could make your next visit worse!!! Watch out!
Sheesh!
No I don't do geography!
I dont know where your from! I presumed you were getting a plane or something!
Dont anger me! I know plenty of people at that airport that could make your next visit worse!!! Watch out!
maelwys:
Finally I do what I've meant to do all week and say fu....I mean hello there meganoob3000. Fuck, that sounds like some bizarre sex toy. Mind you thats a pretty good description in all
I fear change
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james_:
you wally!
poptard:
ahoy hoy there
thats all i have to say
thats all i have to say
hello world
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tubesound:
well, this must be Alan Wicker in disguise.
I Only know one person as resented as I for wearing trainers.
I Only know one person as resented as I for wearing trainers.
nadine:
hello there you silly man you!! 
After we split off on our ways, I managed to hail the cab from hell. I asked him to take me to the nearest KFC, to which he took me on a whirlwind tour of London - passing the open KFC's, and only stopping at the closed (and mainly those being gutted by builders). 20 later, I convinced him I wasn't hungry, and to take me to my damn hotel.
The hotel was great, apart from the food vending machine, that ate my money, with not a crumb in recompense.
Ooooooooooh I love Taxis.
Thanks a million for Saturday night. You make a very convincing twitching corpse. Will bear you in mind as chav scum.
seizure later
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