thenonstopdancer

temp anywhere between -5 and 0

This requires good pants for assured survival , or at least two layers of regular pants .( americans replace word pants with underwear , kecks or knickers then fuck off for being difficult )


heavy snowstorms and icy roads

I need this man ,


I had two near death experiences this week driving on the M8 at 6am , where the fuck were the gritters, ill tell you where , still tucked up in bed , probably fucking there wife while I'm out on the motorway close to death , screaming "GOD PLEASE DONT LET ME DIE IN LIVINGSTON !!!!!" .

To add insult to injury you still have to put up with all the " oooh isn't snow great , ooh its snowing can we go and build a snowman "
Tell you what , lets go outside , shoot you , them bury YOU in the snow and see what we can make from that ?

saying that , it does have its charm i suppose

just not on my shift


strong winds , hurricanes

i cleared out a lot of crap from my flat and got very orginised . I also did some other weird things like , go out and buy a chopping board and knife . This was to mark the beginning of the post crimbo diet . My plan is to cook for myself instead of buying crap . Hey I cook for 3000 people every week 1 more cant make that much of a difference eh ? Going well so far , the tummy is being defeated as we speak , still cant give up the red stuff though

I also got rid of my man hair , which i am still in two minds about , I cant help feeling that i look like a little boy , all hairless and smooth , and I'm still unsure whether or not its worth the hassle .
" a bird never rests in a tree without leaves "

Time will tell