thenonstopdancer

today's top 5 lessons

1. It takes a girl bending over (in a very short skirt) fixing a display in the window of Waterstons to remind me that i need to read more.
2.having a fag in one hand and a coffee in the other prevents one from being handed out a bunch of wanky flyers whilst walking around Edinburgh during the fringe. I call this a positive disability.
3.Train tickets to Cheltenham are expensive . Buying one to see nadine,tilly , munch and most of all the lovely vicky makes it a lot easier to hand over one's credit card .
4.Never be the best man at a wedding . My brother did last night and in his speech managed to alienate a small section of this country from ever speaking to our family again .Done in style through telling jokes relating to grooms ( our cousins ) masturbation , tramp-like eating habits, jail time, oral sex ventures with this partner ( the bride) , and yarns about the times he pissed in a bottle rather than going to the toilet each night ( all true in his defence ). Go Bro
5. ice cold is apparently cooler than being cool.

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