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Have you ever noticed what funny people work in the porno industry? More specifically i'm talking about the people who give titles to porn films, these people are fucking comic geniuses. You don't believe me? Peep the following titles from a porno catalogue i got today & try not to laugh:
FREAK TITS
BIG FAT FATTY
OOPS - I WET MYSELF
SHOVE IT IN MY...
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FREAK TITS
BIG FAT FATTY
OOPS - I WET MYSELF
SHOVE IT IN MY...
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Sex Rhymes:
I do love sex rhymes in hip hop. Yeah they're sexist & yeah lots of humourless people find them offensive but fucking hell man they're pure fucking comedy! Boy do i miss 'em! Nowadays it seems only Necro & his cronies are running that shit. Where did all the cool sex rhymes go??!!!
Ice T used to do one on each album, NWA...
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I do love sex rhymes in hip hop. Yeah they're sexist & yeah lots of humourless people find them offensive but fucking hell man they're pure fucking comedy! Boy do i miss 'em! Nowadays it seems only Necro & his cronies are running that shit. Where did all the cool sex rhymes go??!!!
Ice T used to do one on each album, NWA...
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king_ruprekt:
In my humble opinion, I have to disagree with you on the old DJ Woody thing... It has it's moments but technically it's failry sloppy and the music/sounds aint up to much either. The last bit is fun but just a bit gimmicky for me. Sorry.
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dalila:
thanks for your lovely comment on my set! 
elysia:
Good weapon, like it.
Quit smoking today. Tobacco & weed. (Well, at least 'til i go to Amsterdam in April).
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king_ruprekt:
Yo Nik... Set your face to stun!
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elysia:
But I want to be Jack Bauer ...
Had the following conversation with a bloke at work today....
(I work in a factory which makes electrical switchgear equipment, just so you know. This must be read in your best Yorkshire accent)
Me: "Alright Steve"
Steve: "Alright Nick. 'Ere, we 'an't got no monoblocks 'on't shopfloor"
Me: *chortle* "Steve, if you haven't got no monoblocks, then you must have some monoblocks!"
Steve: "Eh?"
Me:...
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(I work in a factory which makes electrical switchgear equipment, just so you know. This must be read in your best Yorkshire accent)
Me: "Alright Steve"
Steve: "Alright Nick. 'Ere, we 'an't got no monoblocks 'on't shopfloor"
Me: *chortle* "Steve, if you haven't got no monoblocks, then you must have some monoblocks!"
Steve: "Eh?"
Me:...
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king_ruprekt:
By the way that game is fucking mental. Nice find. I was, however, disappointed at the lack of anime up-skirt shots there were. Anyway...
I had three goes, and scored: 569.29, 819.39 then 1555.51!!!
What do I win?
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I had three goes, and scored: 569.29, 819.39 then 1555.51!!!
What do I win?
[Edited on Feb 28, 2006 10:23PM]
elysia:
Ha ha ... I'm from Yorkshire so I can relate to that one.
My pet hate from Nottingham is their use of the term 'borrow you', as in;
"I'll borrow you my Season 4 DVD of 24 as you haven't seen it yet"
THE CORRECT TERM IS "LEND YOU", YOU STUPID INBRED MOTHERFUCKERS
Grrrrr
My pet hate from Nottingham is their use of the term 'borrow you', as in;
"I'll borrow you my Season 4 DVD of 24 as you haven't seen it yet"
THE CORRECT TERM IS "LEND YOU", YOU STUPID INBRED MOTHERFUCKERS
Grrrrr
Went into town today & found a copy of 'The Collected Broadcasts Of Idi Amin' on vinyl. The new mixtape i'm working on is gonna get MAD Ugandan flavour, ya get meh?!!!
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elysia:
That would be an amusing set idea but somehow I don't think it's going to happen ...
elysia:
Ha ha ha ... you should start a thread and see what entries you get
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elysia:
Spaz tree ... excellent. I have enlisted help. Will add shortly
Isn't it great when other peoples misfortune cheers you right up!
I've just had a real shitty couple of weeks culminating in a right twat of a day yesterday but i saw something which made me laugh so hard i almost crashed me car.
I was at traffic lights & was looking around at stuff when i noticed this guy (who looked like a prick)...
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I've just had a real shitty couple of weeks culminating in a right twat of a day yesterday but i saw something which made me laugh so hard i almost crashed me car.
I was at traffic lights & was looking around at stuff when i noticed this guy (who looked like a prick)...
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elysia:
My dad is just an odball. I'm pretty sure that he's a child trapped in an adults body.
king_ruprekt:
My mate is one of these none practising Jew types. You know the sort, grandparents as Yiddish as you like, but the next generation moved to London, stopped reading the old Torah and started eating bacon butties etc...
Anyway, when he was a toddler he went for a piss by himself and the toilet lid fell on his cock! Had to get the snip anyways!
Now that's fucking funny.
The same guy went to see a 'lady of the night'. She told him to get undressed and left the room. When she came back he'd gotten under the sheets!
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Anyway, when he was a toddler he went for a piss by himself and the toilet lid fell on his cock! Had to get the snip anyways!
Now that's fucking funny.
The same guy went to see a 'lady of the night'. She told him to get undressed and left the room. When she came back he'd gotten under the sheets!
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I know what you mean though. My last birthday sucked as I was busy keeping an eye out for everyone else. Still ... guns? Cool.