theniesche

Have you ever noticed what funny people work in the porno industry? More specifically i'm talking about the people who give titles to porn films, these people are fucking comic geniuses. You don't believe me? Peep the following titles from a porno catalogue i got today & try not to laugh:

FREAK TITS
BIG FAT FATTY
OOPS - I WET MYSELF
SHOVE IT IN MY TIGHT WHITE ASS
DRIPPING SNATCH EXTRAVAGANZA 2
GIRLS WHO CRAVE 5 OR MORE COCKS
FAT GIRLS TRY HARDER
GIVING IT UP TO THE BLACK MAN
LOVING THICK WOMEN

& how about these gay ones....

TINY LITTLE GIRLY BOYS
WALL OF COCKS
SUCK MY DICK LIKE A MAN

Ya get meh?! Can you imagine the audition for 'GIRLS WHO CRAVE 5 OR MORE COCKS'??

"So, as a rough estimate, could you tell us how many cocks you crave during an average coital session?"

"Hmm, let me see.....i'd say probably 3 or 4 i reckon....maybe 5 at a push"

"I'm sorry, we were really looking for girls who crave 5 or more cocks. I'm afraid 3 or 4 simply won't do"

& what the fuck is 'LOVING THICK WOMEN' all about too?

"How do you like your women?"

"Thick as shit! Moronic. Fucking idiots get me mad hot!"

Like i said, these people are fucking comedians.