Isn't it great when other peoples misfortune cheers you right up!
I've just had a real shitty couple of weeks culminating in a right twat of a day yesterday but i saw something which made me laugh so hard i almost crashed me car.
I was at traffic lights & was looking around at stuff when i noticed this guy (who looked like a prick) on his bike coming round the corner. Suddenly, for no apparant reason, his handle bars snapped round 90 degrees & he sort of did a cartoon style 'whoa' wobble in mid-air before crashing down to the hard concrete of the pavement with a 'slap'! (This all happened in front of a queue of rush hour traffic by the way!)
It was beautiful & it cheered me right up. It also reminded me of something Mel Brooks once said:
"Tragedy is when i cut my finger; comedy is when you fall into an open sewer & die"
Ya get meh?
I've just had a real shitty couple of weeks culminating in a right twat of a day yesterday but i saw something which made me laugh so hard i almost crashed me car.
I was at traffic lights & was looking around at stuff when i noticed this guy (who looked like a prick) on his bike coming round the corner. Suddenly, for no apparant reason, his handle bars snapped round 90 degrees & he sort of did a cartoon style 'whoa' wobble in mid-air before crashing down to the hard concrete of the pavement with a 'slap'! (This all happened in front of a queue of rush hour traffic by the way!)
It was beautiful & it cheered me right up. It also reminded me of something Mel Brooks once said:
"Tragedy is when i cut my finger; comedy is when you fall into an open sewer & die"
Ya get meh?
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Anyway, when he was a toddler he went for a piss by himself and the toilet lid fell on his cock! Had to get the snip anyways!
Now that's fucking funny.
The same guy went to see a 'lady of the night'. She told him to get undressed and left the room. When she came back he'd gotten under the sheets!
[Edited on Feb 01, 2006 11:20PM]