OMG, I am so drunk. I wish someone was here that appreciates me in this state. Bruce hates me when I am drunk (he hates me all the time). I miss Polaris cause she really likes me when I am drunk and she doesn't crap all over me for drinking a bottle of wine all by myself. Why is it so bad to be drunk...
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Who wants to give me a job?
I was searching for something this morning and I put "smells like syrup" in Google and I got all of these blogs and articles about NYC smelling like syrup a few weeks ago. Apparently, it happened a few times in the past months and no one knows why. It was reported by thousands of people all over the...
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I was searching for something this morning and I put "smells like syrup" in Google and I got all of these blogs and articles about NYC smelling like syrup a few weeks ago. Apparently, it happened a few times in the past months and no one knows why. It was reported by thousands of people all over the...
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homer:
fair enough...but shouldn't you have some ecstatic face instead?
jmand2:
LEMONAIDS
oh vicodin, how do i love thee?? you know, vicodin is only like $15 at the pharmacist without health insurance....i thought it would be more than that. it is $15 with insurance come to think of it. what a ripoff. the other stuff, however is not as cheap...i am having nightmares about what the bill will look like. i should have just let myself bleed...
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I wish I had better updates, but my life is so boring right now. I keep reading all of these journals and people are so full of hope for 2006...the year is going well for them and they are busy and happy. My 2006 just sort of slipped in behind 2005...I barely noticed that it got in. So far I haven't done much. I hope...
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Sooo sleepy
esther:
Thank you very much! Although I wish my Weiner were as fine as yours.
The sun is actually out today. I almost forgot what it looks like.
I just spent about $200 on my parent's birthdays...why do they have to be one day apart? My Mom got some flowers and balloons and my Dad got fresh seafood from the Seattle Fish Market. It is to thank them for being shat out...so that they, in turn, could create such a...
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I just spent about $200 on my parent's birthdays...why do they have to be one day apart? My Mom got some flowers and balloons and my Dad got fresh seafood from the Seattle Fish Market. It is to thank them for being shat out...so that they, in turn, could create such a...
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40_broken_hands:
hmmm... it's hard to explain... Depressed (or insane) people has a sting to their smell. Like coldsweat does, but not in the same way.
Pregnancy is a really full smell, but also kinda stingy. In a way more joyfull way though. Smells kinda warm (if that's a smell).
I friend of mine can smell when a woman has her period. I can't seem to smell that though... You give it a try, and get back to me with that one!
Pregnancy is a really full smell, but also kinda stingy. In a way more joyfull way though. Smells kinda warm (if that's a smell).
I friend of mine can smell when a woman has her period. I can't seem to smell that though... You give it a try, and get back to me with that one!
Do you ever get a taste in your mouth that you remember, but can't really put your finger on? I am talking about actual food here, incase you were wondering. I keep getting this strage taste/smell memory out of the blue and I just have no idea what it is, although it is very familiar to me. This is strange, I know...but I have an...
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calmer_than_you:
That is fucking awesome, I want your nose...
mjh76:
Irwin is a miniture Dac. He is Brindle, I did not know they came in that color until I decided to call a breeder.
I didn't do anything to ring in the new year. I was at home watching Southpark. I did walk outside when I heard the fireworks going off....I saw a few. I made some cupcakes. It seems wierd to not do anything, but I have partied enough for 5 people in the past so...sometimes lowkey is the way to go. I eally don't have anything else...
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I got the Sims with all 7 expansion packs! And the Sex and the City 6 season DVD set...yes! Oh, and my Mom got me boots. I rule. I got Bruce a PSP. This was a good christmas. Tomorrow, we are going to the coast to see the Haystack Rock.
cureelise:
kinda freaking out since it was done right at the entrance of our driveway and they had the nerve to ask how our x-mas was- i wish i was with him when it happened but i was upstairs on the computer

2. P likes you drunk cuz she's ALWAYS drunk.
3. i do not hate you ever.
4. Tranny porn, it's not just for kids.