thenewpope

Did I update already today? I can't remember, but if I did you are damn lucky...two updates from me in ONE day. And, if I didn't welllll.....you are still lucky to be reading this. I played with the baby today. Bruce held him. I am afraid he might be lonely. I try to let him get his sleep during the day...but we are asleep when he is most active. I bet we will wind up getting another one. They are so fucking adorable. He likes grapes a lot. And he likes cottage cheese too. I got him some toys but he needs a bigger cage. I got him a tiny little teddy bear and he cuddles with it. Bruce started calling him Blender because of the crazy noise he makes when he gets pissy. It sounds like a small blender. He puts his hands up in fists like he is gonna box you.

Friday is Bruce's birthday and we are going to Rosie's. I bet my boss is going to ask me to work. But I will say no. I am just going to pretend that I am unaware of the fact that the office is open on Saturdays. This is a good plan. Pretend it doesn't exsist and it will go away. Try it, it works with just about everything....cancer, poverty, global warming, Britney Spears.