thenewpope

Earlier, I was thinking about myself as a kid and I've determined that I was a fairly fucked up child. Case in point; when I was young, my parents (mom) made me go to church....not only did I have to attend actual church, I also had to do all of those other little dickweed things that they have for church people to do because everything else is too much of a sin. So, I had to go to all of the Sunday school meetings and I was also in Awana's...which is like Christian Girl Scouts (which I was also in). Anyway, at one Awana's Church Lock In for Little Girls Who Love Jesus, I spent the entire time telling all the other girls that God was something their Mothers made up to make them behave because their Mothers hate them, and they are awful children. I was supposed to be watching Shaggy DA and eating popcorn while I thanked Jesus for not letting my Mommy get an abortion. My parents had to come pick me up and I wasn't allowed to come back. I was kickass even back then!

I also used to hump this gigantic stuffed rabbit I had when I was a kid....hot, I know. Damn, rabbits are sexy.