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Tuesday Apr 05, 2005

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Hello, I am drunk. The cockoholics group is my new best friend. It is cool, and I don't even like penises that much. Well, it is not that I don't like penises, but I usually do not like the men they are attatched to. Penises have been good to me over the years. Men....not so much. But, I like vaginas...but I don't know which I like better. Penises are easier to read.....but vaginas are more mysterious. Hmmm, something to think on. Well, then now that I have talked about genitalia I guess I can move on to tell you that not much happened today. I worked, I went to the store, I made dinner and I ate it. I am so special.
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YOU ARE INVITED, GO!!!ONE!!!ONE!!
Apr 7, 2005
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remember to bring what you didn't last time!!
Apr 7, 2005

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