thenewpope

Hi,

I'm boring...stop reading this. Okay?

I spent all day cleaning the absolutely filthy kitchen....I mean, on my hands and knees with a toothbrush kind of cleaning. It was less than pleasant...much less. I guess that is what I get for living with boys

I want to make a cake. I think I will do that tomorrow. A chocolate one...from scratch, cause I am that muthafuckin' cool. But only people that are nice to me get to have some. Maybe I will bring it to Polaris's house...and maybe not.

I think I am getting sick. I have a weird lump on my throat...I'm a mutant

Dude, I'm an asshole. My best friend had a baby about a month ago, and I saw him the day he was born and I haven't visited them since. They only live 10 minutes away. I also happen to be the kids "godmother" which is not much more than a fancy way to say "hey, if I die can you watch my kid and shit?" cause none of us are religious at all. But, I digress...

Pop-up ads should go to HELL.

Oh, PS: If you are some random guy, and you are thinking of emailing me and asking for nudie pics, don't do it...you'll only get a nasty email virus in return.