Ugh, I am having a crappy week so far. I am just feeling kinda depressed. The weather is making me SAD. On the up side, it is supposed to snow tomorrow and I hope it does. I hope it snows a billion pounds! Then, I could have my very first SNOW DAY. I hope I hope I hope.
I went to the E room (ledgendary Portland lezbo bar) on Friday. It was fun. I dropped my purse and cell phone in the toilet. I was kinda drunk but not LOADED. I was drunk enough to not really care about having to stick my hand in a public toilet, though. I danced and got a million crushes in about an hour. On Saturday I was hurtin pretty bad. I just cannot drink anymore. I HATE hangovers. If I could eliminate the hangover, I would be an alchoholic. So, I guess it is kinda good that I get bad hangovers. I am pretty much done with booze for now. I haven't managed to find any trick to keep me from barfing the entire next day...even if I only have 2 drinks! Whatever, not that big of a deal.
I am really poor right now. So poor that I have no money for food or gas. I have negative money. It is lame. I am tired of it. Why can't I just have enough to never have to worry about not having any? I don't want to be a millionaire. I want to be a thousandaire. Or maybe just a fiftydollaraire.
This weekend I have 3 days off. I want to do something fun. It is supposed to be sunny too! I want to take my dogs to the park. I want to do something I haven't done yet...there are still a lot of things I haven't seen in this city. What do you think I should do?
I went to the E room (ledgendary Portland lezbo bar) on Friday. It was fun. I dropped my purse and cell phone in the toilet. I was kinda drunk but not LOADED. I was drunk enough to not really care about having to stick my hand in a public toilet, though. I danced and got a million crushes in about an hour. On Saturday I was hurtin pretty bad. I just cannot drink anymore. I HATE hangovers. If I could eliminate the hangover, I would be an alchoholic. So, I guess it is kinda good that I get bad hangovers. I am pretty much done with booze for now. I haven't managed to find any trick to keep me from barfing the entire next day...even if I only have 2 drinks! Whatever, not that big of a deal.
I am really poor right now. So poor that I have no money for food or gas. I have negative money. It is lame. I am tired of it. Why can't I just have enough to never have to worry about not having any? I don't want to be a millionaire. I want to be a thousandaire. Or maybe just a fiftydollaraire.
This weekend I have 3 days off. I want to do something fun. It is supposed to be sunny too! I want to take my dogs to the park. I want to do something I haven't done yet...there are still a lot of things I haven't seen in this city. What do you think I should do?
doolittle:
dude, you dropped your cell phone AND your purse in the toilet? i'm impressed!
kingoftown:
whatever you end up doing, please keep your hands out of public toilets. 
good god you're brave.
good god you're brave.