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Rigga-WHO??!?

So, is this Chicken or Tuna?


Dude, I really think that Newlyweds is the funniest tv show I have ever seen just for the overwhelming stupidity of Jessica Simpson.

I am really excited for the UHP...I am bringing my rug burn as my date.

I am not dressing like a Ho on Saturday...nope, no way. I think the theme should be "Amanda gets to...
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I don't like it when my juice wears tights!

I am running out of things to talk about. My life is very uneventful.

I think I shall go to the library today and read all the art books because I'm a big nerd with no friends.

querulous \KWER-uh-luhs; -yuh\, adjective:
1. Apt to find fault; habitually complaining.
2. Expressing complaint; fretful; whining.

::Update:: I went...
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Greeting the monster in our Easter dresses
Father says: bow your head
Like the Good Book says
Well I think The Good Book is missing some pages
Gonna lay down
Gonna lay down

And when my hand touches myself
I can finally rest my head
And when the say take of his body
I think Ill take from mine instead

Getting Off
Getting Off
While...
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Oh my heck...all the name changing is making me uncomfortable. Don't you people know that I cannot handle these kind of upsets to my little world?!?!

In more important news, my corset has finally shipped and I should have it in the next week! Yay! I've only been waiting 2 months for the damn thing to be made.

Cereal sounds good right now.


Oh and...
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Dudes,
I just got home after two freaking days! I have not brushed my teeth, or showered since Saturday morning. I rule!

The BroilBQ was really, really fun...except fot the part where I got pushed down the stairs and tore up my goddam leg....that was bullshit! Oh yeah, and the part where I got insanely drunk and spent a nice amount of time worshiping the...
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Underworld was lacking....at best. I should have gone bowling instead. I have to get up at 6am....suck a fuck. I bet everyone is having drunken fun right now, and I have to go to bed.....boo hoo.


PS: Brian is sooooo afraid of Aliens with acidy spit.

Uh oh....
I have to work so early tomorrow! It sucks Who decided to make people work on Saturday mornings??
Probably won't be able to make it to bowling....well, maybe I could drop by for a tiiiny little bit. Going to see 'Underworld' though.....mmmmmmmm, I cannot wait, it is gonna be so hot.

Everyone should go yell at Brian cause it is all his fault!

Spending the day with a cute boy and an even cuter baby.....can it get any better???

Goddamn, I'm such a lesbian.

This is crazy...I just did a search for AZ people on the Hookup (because I hadn't done one in a realllly long time) and the number of people that come up has practically tripled since I joined...and that was only last December.

I saw DirtyPrettyThings last night, and I enjoyed it muchly. It really can be good to see a movie where people are worse...
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I'm much too dramatic....*staples hand to forehead*

I am going to go to the movies tomorrow....you should come.

And now, I am going to go to sleep because I'm a very tired girl.

No bun seeds

I'm home...and it blows.

Leaving Phoenix at 3am on Thursday morning just because we could was the best part of the entire vacation. Ok, well...maybe listening to Dane Cook in the car was the best part of the whole vacation...I can't hear you BK broiler! (Thanks to Jinnifer for lending it out.)

It only took us a few hours of driving around...
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