themonarch

I hate online dating. It's so... lame. I mean, scrolling through thousands of women's pictures is interesting. Like an online form of people watching.
It's the breakdowns that bum me out.
I mean, it's all statistics and if you don't fall into the normal statistics you're kind of the odd man out.
Case in point, I don't want kids. Love my nieces to death, but that's as far as it goes with me. Just not my thing.
Try finding a girl on line that doesn't want children. Or anywhere. Not easy.
Probably why I serve as "go to dick" for some of my lesbian friends who find themselves in need of my "perfect penis." There words, not mine. But hey, gotta feel good about that.
Anyway, I guess my dating pool has been cut down to two parts. Younger woman who aren't ready to have children.
Or older women who have given up on havining children.
Hmmm.
Tough thing when part of you just wants to fall in love and the other part realizes the relationships of these types probably won't last.
Bleh. The Valium's kicking in. time to go pass out.