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Wow. It's been a long time since we talked. How've you been? Good, good, glad to hear it.

Since last episode I've:

jumped out of an airplane
moved into a new apartment
had my license suspended
failed to receive my FOID card in time to show an out of town guest a good time
did some pole dancing at Exit
attended the worst Chicago comic...
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Dear lord. When it rains it pours. After being relatively jobless for an eternity, I'm now swamped between several freelance gigs & a part-time job at an antique shop. I'm working my ass off. That is, I'm waking up really early, which I hate hate hate.

Well. At least I will have money to blow on an extravagant NYC weekend sometime very soon!

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thirtyseven:
don't blow all your $ on blow.
gingerlie:
ohhh. im jealous!
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I would say I got "doored," but I actually managed to avoid the door so evasively that I wiped out.

Ow.
gingerlie:
owie, that sounds like it hurt. you okay?
neon:
it was so great hearing from you tonight. smile i was wondering when you'd call me. hehe. come visit soon when i have an appt and stuff.
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Oi. It's been a long couple weeks of non-stop drinking. Luckily I am now broke, so it will have to stop.

Along those lines. Just when I decided to suck it up, find some shitty job in Chicago and make some projects happen... I can't even get a shitty job! I'm not asking for much, but Jesus Christ!

I'm wondering if I would be better...
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n:
i'd choose nyc, for sure.
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Things I've done in the past three days.

Made jambalaya.
Threw an iron at someone.
Rode my bike 40 miles.
Saw Bruce Almighty.
Sliced my foot open.
Threw a potted plant at someone.
Mailed in a payment for my Esquire subscription.
Discovered Leonard Cohen.
Had my pants altered.
Wrote a song.

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lostomen:
mmm jambalaya.
nice, where'd ya hit him/her?
HOLY SHIT
was not as funny as i thought it would be.
ouch, shitty.
hahah, same person?
always fun.
hell yeah, leonard cohen kicks ass. the leonard cohen that sings on the natural born killers ST, right?
what a pain.
same here.
n:
oh god, that's too funny- y'know, cause they usually target women. i hope that throwing the plant at him scared him a bit...

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I sold my car to a guy in Holland! I can't wait to go visit it.
lostomen:
lucky. Im jealous. I want to go to holland. Howd you sell your car to a guy in holland? Ebay?
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Yeah. So addicted to Friendster. I will not see the sun this summer, let alone real, live friends.
dollface:
happy late birthday.
n:
happy belated. what the hell is friendster?
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Holy fucking shit. I just saw The Man Who Loved Women for the first time. I'm speechless. This is one of the best movies I have ever seen.

And that book I've been meaning to write... to try to explain who I am... it's moot.

Amazing. Frigtening. Disturbing. Lovely.
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opahl:
Happy birthday!!! kiss
lostomen:
Yeah, what ophal said. Happy B-Day bro. smile
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Allright, who wants to buy Eddie Grumble?

He's been good to me, but it's time to let go. He's gone to St. Louis, Milwaukee, the drive-in, the police impound yard. Ohhh.
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gingerlie:
ohh....paint that baby bright red and ill take it off your hands.
d:
Feeling you on the Pulp too...
Do you enjoy any of the Jawbreaker sides?
The car is rad...but alas...parking is enough of a bitch for one car.
Sorry you must part.
-D
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I love travel so much that I actually applied for a job at United yesterday. The process was awful, especially the 197 question customer-service phych test. It was hard to figure out just how honest to be. I mean, come on, I'm not going to say that I respond to nasty, loud, upset customers with a shit eating grin, but I don't want to admit...
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indigoboy:
Yeah - I want to hear more about this art gallery because I need advice. I have no idea what I'm doing.
n:
oh i didn't know that you were planning to open an art gallery. cool. you know i used to so dread the idea of having to approach galleries in order to show my work that i seriously considered starting my own, partly for that purpose. you may laugh- everyone else does...