Quick, who am I?
"The Jews, Satan, Palestine, The creation and continuation of Israel, the Jews, oil, the Jews, the Jews, Jihad, The American people are the ones, who pay the taxes which fund the planes that bomb us in Afghanistan, shamelessly helping the Jews fight against us, Jews, It is the religion of Unification of God, sincerity, the best of manners, righteousness, mercy, honour, purity, and piety, reject the immoral acts of fornication, homosexuality, intoxicants, gambling's, and trading with interest, the Jews have taken control of your economy, through which they have then
taken control of your media, and now control all aspects of your life making you their servants and achieving their aims at your expense; precisely what Benjamin Franklin warned you against, intoxicants, drugs, acts of immorality, and you consider them to be pillars of personal freedom, gambling, exploits women, sex, Kyoto, the Jews, Israel, Kashmir, get out of our lands, do not
force us to send you back as cargo in coffins, the Jews, haughtiness, etc., etc."
"The Jews, Satan, Palestine, The creation and continuation of Israel, the Jews, oil, the Jews, the Jews, Jihad, The American people are the ones, who pay the taxes which fund the planes that bomb us in Afghanistan, shamelessly helping the Jews fight against us, Jews, It is the religion of Unification of God, sincerity, the best of manners, righteousness, mercy, honour, purity, and piety, reject the immoral acts of fornication, homosexuality, intoxicants, gambling's, and trading with interest, the Jews have taken control of your economy, through which they have then
taken control of your media, and now control all aspects of your life making you their servants and achieving their aims at your expense; precisely what Benjamin Franklin warned you against, intoxicants, drugs, acts of immorality, and you consider them to be pillars of personal freedom, gambling, exploits women, sex, Kyoto, the Jews, Israel, Kashmir, get out of our lands, do not
force us to send you back as cargo in coffins, the Jews, haughtiness, etc., etc."
and that designer wrapping paper! you are one classy man.