themagicman

This is something I blogged a few weeks ago, but I thought I'd post it here and see what you guys think:

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I just got out of a situation that was a bit crazy. I met this girl who seemed ridiculously awesome, and we clicked so easily. We eventually started dating, and it just escalated from there very quickly. Every time I was away...
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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

"You may remember the story of how the devil and a friend of his were walking down the street, when they saw ahead of them a man stoop down and pick up something from the ground, look at it, and put it away in his pocket. The friend said to the devil, 'What did that man pick up?' 'He picked up a piece of the...
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Ah crap. I think I have either a UTI or a bladder infection. Good thing I have some antibiotics.

Update:
Well, I'm taking Zithromax, so hopefully in a couple days I'll feel better. At the same time, I think I'm getting migraines now. It happened out of nowhere a couple days ago, and I've been dealing with postdrome ever since. Now it seems the headache...
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It's my first blawg! And I have no idea what to say right now, except that I'm feelin pretty blah thanks to migraine hangover and general malaise. I hope I don't die before I shoot my first hopeful SG!