thelefthand

so today i had a sliver in foot, and whilst pulling it out(heh) one of the obscenitys i unleashed was "you little fuckin prick"
teehee,still makes me laugh...thought id share....




lefty

alright, sorry i havent been here for a couple days but life got busy all the sudden. and ive got the video to prove it no i wont show it to you but i will say this: i didnt know my ass looked like that on camera....

ive wanted to be a few different inanimate objects in my time....a bike seat,a swing, surfboards.
but a now a long to be a garden hose???i gotta get out.....




lefty

but seriously, is there anything better than slipping on a new pair of socks? brother i aint seen it.
ever notice you get pissed at gawker slowdowns and when you finally pass the accident you think "o.k. whats all the fuss about..." and look why is there really no appropriate time to shout out "NIPPLES!!"? almost every form of art is, or started out as,...
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it seems that drinking and commenting to random people isnt so random....for some reason all the people i wrote have b-days near to mine....hummmmm...the stupid shit that makes me wonder..........

apologies to all those i dont know and randomly commented to...its just so fun....WHERES MY GODDAM BEER WALKED OFF TO AGIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ya know, is there really anything better than putting on a new pair of socks?

ahhh vacation...
canada was fun...northern women ooooo...but seriously, ofuckinghio? anyway had a good time driving around, drinking riding my skateboard..only occasionally at the same time..the people were great and phil, yousuck dude wheres my pillow? anyway back to reality or something like it...everyones my betty! TAKE IT!!!



lefty

just stopping by from the road...
i still officially hate chicago.....
ALL the prettiest girls are from minnesota.

hummmmm.... cant seem to figure out how to show my image in me journal...aside from my talents google searching porn, im actually quite computer illiterate....oh well look in my pics to see what im up to...im on vacaton right now, for a couple more weeks so i wont be around too much. glad i decided to stop by today..have you met bree?
welp, good...
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