thelefthand

guy at work: "its not the size of the wave its the motion of the ocean.....heh,heh,heh"


me: "thats just something guys with little penises say...."



so, the pope died the other day.
now, i wanna be clear(before you all start hating me some more)that i in no way revel in his death. regardless of my own beliefs he was still a human being and he did alot of good things in his life which is honorable in any religion.

but he WAS numero uno on my dead pool list so im one up now.
now i just need the queen,nancy reagan, kirk douglas, keith richards, jimmy carter, saddam hussein, or fidel castro to kick it before(aines picks) richard prior, annette putticelle, darrell hammond, micheal j. fox, (heres hoping) dick cheney, and anna nicole smith......




wish me luck

yes yes i know they're real people im talking about,
lefty



p.s. i went and got
ainepregnant again......talk amoungst yourselves