thelefthand

some things ive learned along the way.....



real artists make no money till theyre dead.
writing your name in the snow will always be amusing.
nice guys really do finish last.
clevage is a lost art.
the urge to laugh always comes at the most inappropriate time.
when dropped, much like buttered bread, CD's will always land face down.
sooner or later, everyone will smell like old people.
at some point, you have or even worse, will, walk in on your parents.
learning from your mistakes doesnt mean you wont make them again.
guys-your dick isnt as big as you think it is.
girls-we wont notice your new shoes.
sex in a car is a physical impossibility after age 25.
cops do not appreciate humor.
not everything fun is illegal, but almost everything illegal is fun.
packages of hot dogs come 10 a pack, the buns come 8 a pack.
no matter how perfect you think someone is, everyone farts.
late for work=EVERY SINGLE RED LIGHT.
beer goggles rarely work in your favor.
cynicism is a useless extremidy of self indulgence..... but it sure is fun.



making up for lost time,
lefty