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st.paul i miss you..

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Friday Oct 15, 2004

Oct 15, 2004
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more thingscomickingwas unaware about:





1: i am fond of spiders, though deathly afraid of cockroaches and other beetle type bugs
2: i once met kevin garnett in sex world. he bought $560.00 worth of porn and had one of his cronies carring it out in a grocery bag. he gave me his autograph and hit on my date. he is still the greatest player in the world
3: i like root beer in my milk and in my oatmeal. try it once
4: ive had hundreds of stitches, innumerable black eyes, been stabbed twice, shot at once and never taken it personally
5: i believe and will viciously defend my belief that not kathleen turner, not cathrine zeta jones, but in fact jennifer tilly has the sexiest voice
6:im scared of the hr lady at work because she reminds me of my 2nd grade teacher that made me cry and pee my pants by yelling at me
7:ive had the same pair of brass knuckles for 10 years and have never used them save trying to break into my car after locking my keys inside
8: i own a blow up sheep doll (dont worry its not like its "useable")
9:i have mutant toes. they are abnormally long and i can pick up baseballs with them. i dont wear sandals too often
10:she mighta said it but i meant it.mutha-fuckin-PASTE!



so things are well for now hope everyones the same. ive started to build a wine cellar in my basement(maybe someday i'll figure out how to post pictures and show you)and i seem to have more fun buying three bottles, storing two, drinking one and procrastinating finishing it than just getting it done already. i wont be very big but i'll think of all of you once its full.(what? what else do you want its not like you live next door and can come on over right?)big love and mental rimjobs all around......






lefty eeek
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comicking:
you can! you can wait for Benni to come up to the Toga again... cause she won't be there Monday, and Tuesday she gets lasered which as she puts it means she won't be working for at least the next 10 days... and if her friend holds out on birthing for 2 weeks, it will be at least 4 weeks before she's there again... and so you wait..
Oct 17, 2004
natsuko:
Oh fuck that, I DO live next door. And I will make you my bitch.

Also Jennifer Tilly is hot. HOT.

[Edited on Oct 20, 2004 10:45PM]
Oct 20, 2004

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