but seriously, is there anything better than slipping on a new pair of socks? brother i aint seen it.
ever notice you get pissed at gawker slowdowns and when you finally pass the accident you think "o.k. whats all the fuss about..." and look
why is there really no appropriate time to shout out "NIPPLES!!"? 
almost every form of art is, or started out as, illegal, and for christsake, is it really that hard to use your fucking turn signal?some 12 year old told a freind that black flag got their sound from sum41.the bread ALWAYS falls peanut butter side down. why do my freinds argue over who has the biggest dick? i mean, unless theyre gonna screw, does it really matter?? 
why is it my neighbor isnt as annoyed as the rest of the neighborhood by his dogs nonestop barking. doesnt he hear it too? why do hippies always smell like shit rolled in pachouli. BMX stands for bicycle motor cross. think about it.
last week a co-worker told me im anal retentive for keeping an actual shit list. guess who just made the list. the word art is used far, far too loosely.they have nascar on the radio. think about that one too. just who are "they" anyway? how is it tony randall keeps having kids and i cant even get a phone number. why do all the punk kids try to be more punk than each other. what do you win anyway? iguess all im trying to say is, why is retirement at the last part of your life when you have neither the energy nor the drive to utilize your newfound spare time.......whyowhy......
confusedly,
lefty(aka-murphys lawer)
ever notice you get pissed at gawker slowdowns and when you finally pass the accident you think "o.k. whats all the fuss about..." and look
why is there really no appropriate time to shout out "NIPPLES!!"? almost every form of art is, or started out as, illegal, and for christsake, is it really that hard to use your fucking turn signal?some 12 year old told a freind that black flag got their sound from sum41.the bread ALWAYS falls peanut butter side down. why do my freinds argue over who has the biggest dick? i mean, unless theyre gonna screw, does it really matter?? why is it my neighbor isnt as annoyed as the rest of the neighborhood by his dogs nonestop barking. doesnt he hear it too? why do hippies always smell like shit rolled in pachouli. BMX stands for bicycle motor cross. think about it.
last week a co-worker told me im anal retentive for keeping an actual shit list. guess who just made the list. the word art is used far, far too loosely.they have nascar on the radio. think about that one too. just who are "they" anyway? how is it tony randall keeps having kids and i cant even get a phone number. why do all the punk kids try to be more punk than each other. what do you win anyway? iguess all im trying to say is, why is retirement at the last part of your life when you have neither the energy nor the drive to utilize your newfound spare time.......whyowhy......
confusedly,
lefty(aka-murphys lawer)
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thelefthand:
where have i heard that before??
benni:
dude. it's gonna last me too...! 