thelefthand

so yesterday im at the gas station checkin out while these two smashed hicks are causin a ruckus and i turn around to see the smaller one trying to stuff a banana into my jacket pocket "what the fuck ae you doing" sez me "oh imm jus like tryin to give you ya knoww like uh, hu huh uhu "slapnuts replies. i walk out feeling like ive just been coat raped and unashamedly vendictive, and although its been awhile since i slashed a tire it felt prettygood. ive the feeling that this is the way it goes up here and i miss the citymore every day......