member that guy at work i told you about? horrible luck, dense as phone pole, you say his pic we laughed we cried blah blah........yesterday i told him a joke: "hey berto, how do you confuse an idiot?"
"idunno how?"
"it works!"
pretty straightforward right?
by the time we left HE STILL DIDNT GET IT.
others explained it to him but nothin....
i love this...
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"idunno how?"
"it works!"
pretty straightforward right?
by the time we left HE STILL DIDNT GET IT.
others explained it to him but nothin....
i love this...
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comicking:
I don't get it. 
comicking:
Tuesday night, she'll be there. I won't, I gotta work, but this is 4 days warning my man! Toga!
i got nothin...
seriously its kinda pathetic.....
lets hear your worst pickup line.
i just do the fonz and they come runnin. one snap of the fingers and.....ok, so thats bullshit.
i had a friend who liked to say niceshoesletsfuck. he swears it worked once.....
seriously its kinda pathetic.....
lets hear your worst pickup line.
i just do the fonz and they come runnin. one snap of the fingers and.....ok, so thats bullshit.
i had a friend who liked to say niceshoesletsfuck. he swears it worked once.....
hophead:
Worst line: Are Your Parents Retarded, b/c You Seem Like a Special Girl.
pavlovsdog:
Are those pants made of mirrors? Because I can see myself in them. 
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natsuko:
Skinny arms.
aluz:
nice ramp!
The contest was great you'd have come... tons of beer
The contest was great you'd have come... tons of beer
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cambria:
it probably itches like a bitch, huh?
no its a fullbred german shepard. he's a big fucker....and a huge whimp too, unless otherwise. he was mad i took his spot on his couch, so he sat on me.
no its a fullbred german shepard. he's a big fucker....and a huge whimp too, unless otherwise. he was mad i took his spot on his couch, so he sat on me.
danielle:
coming with down the river?
i knew i could count on pavlovsdog when it came to john cusack movies......fine then, find me a brad pitt movie where he doesnt take his shirt off...or a travolta movie where he doesnt dance......aaaaaaaaaanyhooo....
i wish i had some pictures to post, or maybe some verbal excuse for my absence. truth is, now that ive been working normal hours ive actually got the energy...
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i wish i had some pictures to post, or maybe some verbal excuse for my absence. truth is, now that ive been working normal hours ive actually got the energy...
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comicking:
yeah, yeah. promises of pics and shit. I've heard that before... no more wasting inspirations on you!
pavlovsdog:
Well you've got me on the Brad Pitt movie. I want to say 12 Monkeys but I'm not sure.
Household chores are mundane, but they must be done. I'm sure there is something I should be doing now.
Dress up like a ninja and throw cheese slices at people.
Household chores are mundane, but they must be done. I'm sure there is something I should be doing now.
Dress up like a ninja and throw cheese slices at people.
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natsuko:
Oh dear...
natsuko:
Oh dear...
why are all my freinds going gray?
so its 5:32am....
i had bad dreams all night. whats worse is i cant remember them. i have nothing to rationalize into acceptance. just that eerie feeling. im up too early for work which is fine, really. i havent had the oppourtunity to get on the site for way too long. maybe its for the best. ive been...
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so its 5:32am....
i had bad dreams all night. whats worse is i cant remember them. i have nothing to rationalize into acceptance. just that eerie feeling. im up too early for work which is fine, really. i havent had the oppourtunity to get on the site for way too long. maybe its for the best. ive been...
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comicking:
If she's working 6/06, I'm going too. I have that day off from work and the next day. I can let you know if she's working and you have a cell number, or I can give you mine, just let me know...mofo.
honeychile007:
What's the status on the dead pool? Any new deaths?
ive been not so here....
the past week sucked my left nut. all rainy and cold n shit... friday on was so nice though i wanted to go streaking...at night, at night.....jeez
instead i barely made it to my ink appt. on time and got me some ouchies.
i like to consider myself not so pussy but this time i was squirming a bit. kyle...
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the past week sucked my left nut. all rainy and cold n shit... friday on was so nice though i wanted to go streaking...at night, at night.....jeez
instead i barely made it to my ink appt. on time and got me some ouchies.
i like to consider myself not so pussy but this time i was squirming a bit. kyle...
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rosehips:
Its funny. I can take a lot of pain. I started doing bone conditioning when I was in my early teens. I have done things to my body to increase my flexibility, quickness and endurance that would make some people pass out. But I am a little afraid of the idea of being tattooed. See when you have that adrenylyn going you can take a lot more. I am not sure I can be as tough when I am just sitting there passively.
Anyway, to answer the question you asked
in your last comment to my journal:
Why would I avoid the love of my life?
God that is a tough question. Two years ago it seemed easy to answer. Now, I don't know.
But here goes.
Because he is the love of my life and I can't just be friends anymore. Not with a man who does more for me with a hug or a casual touch than most men could do for me with hours of concerted effort. Not when he and I both know that we are more than friends no matter what limitations we may place on the friendship.
Because he belongs to another.
Because I love him too much to force him into making a choice that he will always hate himself for.
Because I waited too long for him to choose me.
Because I no longer believed that someday he would stop lying. To me, to her, but, most of all, to himself.
Because I know he loves me. If he didn't this would all be so much easier for me.
But he does. Just not enough.
Anyway, to answer the question you asked
in your last comment to my journal:
Why would I avoid the love of my life?
God that is a tough question. Two years ago it seemed easy to answer. Now, I don't know.
But here goes.
Because he is the love of my life and I can't just be friends anymore. Not with a man who does more for me with a hug or a casual touch than most men could do for me with hours of concerted effort. Not when he and I both know that we are more than friends no matter what limitations we may place on the friendship.
Because he belongs to another.
Because I love him too much to force him into making a choice that he will always hate himself for.
Because I waited too long for him to choose me.
Because I no longer believed that someday he would stop lying. To me, to her, but, most of all, to himself.
Because I know he loves me. If he didn't this would all be so much easier for me.
But he does. Just not enough.
danielle:
i know i type really fast and sometimes i have just the worst typos.
but i'm back home now.
but i'm back home now.
i ::♥:: summer....
give me some time, i'll think of something clever and come back
give me some time, i'll think of something clever and come back
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comicking:
Yeah, I've had the pee dream often. Usually I wake up, check the area of the bed I'm facing, get up and go pee. I have that dream when I need to pee "like a racehorse" and my body is trying to tell me to go take care of it... or else! 
jimmypheenom:
dude....Hookahville, It's the funnest time i've ever had. check out the site, you should seriously consider hittin' that shit up. Out of this fuckin world man, seriously.
wow, was that me gone that whole time??
its been a while but, whaddya want, its finally warm out.......
so the only thing i dont like about going to certain coffee shops located in canal park(natsuko back me up here?)is the vegan hippies. i could go off about the general hippies but for now, i'll stick with the vegans. meat is murder. your right. but...
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its been a while but, whaddya want, its finally warm out.......
so the only thing i dont like about going to certain coffee shops located in canal park(natsuko back me up here?)is the vegan hippies. i could go off about the general hippies but for now, i'll stick with the vegans. meat is murder. your right. but...
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natsuko:
Nope, 5'3" and I never go to Canal because the people there suck. Although I will go to the grace for a sandwich but I won't eat it there because of the hippies. Damn hippies.
comicking:
Dude, you must not wait around long enough or something. She was there this last Monday. If you read her journal, you'll see that she was late getting there, so if you're there right at 6pm, you missed her. I'm guessing she wasn't there until after 7.. if I read the entry right... go later, like 7:30, b4 they start charging, but late enough so that if she's scheduled to be there, you can see her. Sorry to hear that you just go and aren't verifying at www.partytimeagency.com that she's working. She's never not gone to the 'toga to the best of my knowledge, when she's on the schedule. The schedule is up by 1pm Monday.
guy at work: "its not the size of the wave its the motion of the ocean.....heh,heh,heh"
me: "thats just something guys with little penises say...."
so, the pope died the other day.
now, i wanna be clear(before you all start hating me some more)that i in no way revel in his death. regardless of my own beliefs he was still a human being and he...
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me: "thats just something guys with little penises say...."
so, the pope died the other day.
now, i wanna be clear(before you all start hating me some more)that i in no way revel in his death. regardless of my own beliefs he was still a human being and he...
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oso:
good.
Congratulations!!!
Congratulations!!!
honeychile007:
Ok, I want to be part of the dead pool.
Am i the only one who just had an overwhelming urge to watch the last Dirty Harry movie of theat same name????
Am i the only one who just had an overwhelming urge to watch the last Dirty Harry movie of theat same name????