Sarah likes to leave the windows open in our house. It doesn't really bother me. I mean, it'll take her shit getting stolen at least once to teach her to lock up. But I'll be fucking damned if my shit gets stolen too. That's bullshit. So I said something about it, automatically she turns it into something about the electric bill. Like that's even the issue with the fucking windows. Such bullshit. I miss my boyfriend. He's got the best facial hair ever.