thelastunicorn

I'm only here cause I need new hairdo tips, you presumptive hipsters can go fuck yourselves. Which generally means Stuzzy, since he said some dumb shit about me. You know what the first thing Sue ever said to me? "That Kryptic guy is a tool, beware" So, I can assure you, the largesse of my cock, or its proximity to my boyfriend's asshole has nothing to do with Sue's actions or dissapearance. He thinks you suck.