Ok, I just had the best night EVER thanks to the wonders of the Gapyutis. Anywho. Me and Gaps made some art and then went to the target and stole about 30$ of stuff. It was small things like hairclips and poprocks. God I love poprocks. Anyway, I'm posting this to say that you can totally pull off the soccer mom look with thrift store cardigans and stolen fake pearls and a comb. Also we found some bongos in the postimperialist "global bazzar" section of the store. (You too can buy a golden statue of Buddha made by 12 year olds in a sweatshop in el salvador.) Anyhow, we rocked those bongos. I love this city. Wow, I'm about 12. Goodnight. 
Nope still here...thanks for the experiment.