thelastunicorn

some people are asshats.

not having a computer isn't as lame as you'd imagine. i still get laid, and its pretty outdoors. all in all, I have to say, the past few days have rocked pretty hard. Getting a handshake and a congrats from Hillary Clinton was neat. I think I deserved it though. Future presidents and other powerful people should always congratulate me on my accomplishments. because well,...
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I'm the most Done ever

2 more exams to go...

can't wait till tuesday night... HOLY FUCK!! I just wrote my LAST POLI SCI PAPER! (till next year)

new pictures and crap... need to keep writing this damn paper... I actually have a 1.5 pages now! 13.5 to go!!!

I know this could be taken the wrong way, but I wish I was black. I do.

My new resume:

Please someone pay me. PLEEEEASE. Please just some money. Any money. I'm smart, not ugly, and really healthy. I promise I'm useful.

for those of you wondering about Sue, he's been on a mission. No, a rampage. A laundry rampage. He's got an entire drawer full of clean socks for the first time in like 8 years apparently.

what a cutie pie.

One more page on my law final, woot!

AND... let the finals begin.

Hope I survive till i get to the other side. (i always say this cause one time I actually ended up in the hospital... you never know with ASC finals...)

i miss sue so much. he is the best guy in the world. and did i mention the size of his wang? its huge, and it can slam dunk a basketball, without hardly jumping at all. seriously.

also, he is the best ever at jeopardy and horeshoes. and i think i will stop being a vegetarian and eat bbq, just because he does.

he rocks....
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all of a sudden, it feels oddly lonely here... hmm