thelastboss

LOL
Whoops. When I mentioned my online personal ad, I gave the wrong name. Thank miserydeathrip for pointing that one out! The name I gave was for some other dude with a pudding fetish.
My actual profile name is "SomeGuyInJersey"... Anyway it is at personals.theonion.com. you can search by filename, it's pretty simple. I don't think you need to sign up to search. So if you're bored... care to critique? I feel that it represents me for who I am, but extra perspective always helps. I'm not fishing for compliments though.
So far one girl wrote me back already. She's quite a cutie and likes to read, and makes wayne's world references. Sweet.

Anyway I'm not too ridiculously excited about this, it's just something new to talk about. I've done it before over a year ago with no success but I think I've grown up a lot since then so who knows, maybe this time it'll work out.
Moving right along...

Today I went to work, it was slow but not horrible. After that I hung out with my hot female friend who I haven't seen in a while. We're supposed to go to New Hope this monday for a day trip. That should be fun. We've never done anything romantic or sexual at all before, never even kissed, but she wants to try a foursome with me and a couple friends(remember my new years eve story...?). I doubt it'll ever happen but who knows?
OH MY GOD I sound like such a pimp and a superfreak... it couldn't be farther from the truth though... I just get lucky once in a while and brag a lot about it.