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Saturday Apr 30, 2005

Apr 30, 2005
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Date report of the week... a couple days late.
Not much else going on in my life right now, so I'll stick to the good stuff, eh?
Instead of the usual friday thing, we had to do thursday due to a top-secret business meeting that I was to attend on friday. At the last minute it was cancelled. WTF?!
But that's okay because I had already had my fun. Here's what went down on thursday...
I drove out to the boonies to go see my gal, and got there about 7:30 or so. We went right over to her friends house and had shish kabobs. Delicious. I got to meet a few more of her friends, and they were cool. We then went back to her house and chilled...
We looked at my photo album that I brought, with all my pictures from the last two Juggalo Gatherings(if you don't know, don't ask). She'll be going to this year's gathering, so that'll be fun also.
I rushed through the pics so we could go upstairs because she said she was getting "tired". If by "tired", she meant "really horny", then we were fucking exhausted. LOL

Something must've sparked that night. Usually I'm kind of a minute man but I always finish the job one way or another. But that night, my mojo was working overtime or something. I ate her out for the first time and actually liked it; I don't usually do that. We had some of the best sex ever, hands down. She was screaming my name and everything, and I was shouting hers as well. By the end, every muscle in my body was aching.
Then I went into the bathroom to wash up, and looked out the window, and saw a big-ass black cow looking right up at me. It mooed.
surreal


Anyway... it was a loooong drive home but I didn't mind. I was floating over the traffic because my ego was so inflated. It's not every day that you get a text message saying "last night was incredible. Call me any time you wanna come over."

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Alright, I'll get down off my high horse...
I'm a little worried I've painted myself into a corner here. How can I possibly top that? I better go out and buy some ginseng or something.
In other news, I saw hitchhiker's guide twice. I loved it the first time, with reservations. I tolerated it the second time, but there were still parts that made me laugh. The best part was basically the little references to the book. Like when they cursed by saying "belgium" and used "zarquon" instead of "jesus". And the jeweled crabs that kept getting crushed on planet Vogsphere. It's the little things in life that make me happy.
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neakylikeaninja:
roflmao... want to know somethin funny? I wrote out the long assed comment in your journal first, then someone else asked about it, and so rather than type it over and over, I came back, copied it from your journal, and pasted in MY journal. biggrin I'm lazy. You're special, it really started in yours, lol.

Yeah, the squeaky asshole DOES get all the good stuff. He didn't originally comp the whole thing. First, they complained because their appitizer came out at the same time as their food. Brandy had rung it in that way, because she thought one guy said he was going to eat it as his meal. He ordered from me later, and I just didn't care at that point. I told him it was my fault, and that I would take the appetizer off. They asked for the manager four times after that incident... At the end, we gave them all their checks. I walked back by to ask if anyone was ready, and the gigantic mega bitch said "No, we're waiting for the manager." Again...???? What the fuck do you want NOW???? So, I just walked away. Tom, our manager, came out five minutes later, talked to the table, but I was at another table and didn't hear what their problem was. All I know, I saw him walking back to the kithen, so I followed. He had five credit card books in his hand, and he threw all of them across the kitchen, said "It's not worth my fucking time." He walked out back for a minute, came back in, and said "Just give them all back their checks. I don't care. It's not worth all this." And then he went back outside. Now, Tom, nevergets angry, he never yells, never shows any signs of anger. When he threw the books... everyone stopped and looked at me. It was that "What the fuck did you do to Tom?" look. It was awesome... But anyways, Tom had been to the table six times, and it was a busy night. We were slammed anyways, and after spending the rest of his night trying to fix everything, he just didn't want to deal with them anymore.

So...... on a better note....
Yep, me and my boyfriend have been together for almost two years. We met on one of those dating websites... goofy as that is. I signed up on one one night when I was depressed. My best friend lived with me, and we had been using a website to look for a roommate. Well, this site, happened to be connected to a dating site. So, sitting around depressed one night, we started checking it out, and I sat and filled out a profile (cuz hey, it's free to fill out a profile...). So, I went out on a couple of dates, but nothing really happened with them. I was on for a few weeks, and saw his profile. After the dates I'd had... his was like a breath of fresh air. So, I sent him a "wink" (which is all I could do with my free account, lol) and he emailed me. He sent me a two page long email. You know how, on here, everyone always thinks it's like bad juju or something to say more than two lines? It was kinda like that on there. So, I was thrilled, and I felt really special. I sent one back, I gave him my number, we talked until his phone died (From like ten at night, until six o'clock in the morning). After that... we set up a date, had the best first date ever... We spent the whole day together, after what was originally going to be ice cream and a movie. He came over... we had some good naked fun, we were laying there, and he asked if that meant he could call me his girlfriend. We've been together ever since smile We've never had a fight, never had a real argument, and only had one real problem, but it made us closer rather than break us up, and we get laid more than anyone I know, lol. We're hard pressed to not get naked at least every other day.

So, yeah, that's probably more than you needed. Feel special!!!!!

I get carried on when I start rambling... I'm A.D.D. I forget how long I've been typing, and just keep going and going... But now, I need coffee. I just woke up, and haven't had any yet.

How's things with your gal? Have you seen her since the fantastic sex incident? How's the service industry treating you these days?

Hope all is well, I'll talk to ya later biggrin biggrin biggrin



[Edited on May 02, 2005 8:51AM]
May 2, 2005
neakylikeaninja:
Wow, I feel special. Thanks!

Things are going well with my girl. We had a small disagreement the other day but it was over something silly that was actually kind of a miscommunication anyway.
That doesn't matter really, because she really does treat me well. She's stubborn but very considerate, and makes me feel good about myself. I like the fact that I can be myself around her. We always have fun, always have something to talk about, and we are VERY compatible in bed. Which you probably figured out from my last entry...
She's definitely a first. She has a great sense of humor. We make fun of each other constantly. And she actually has a brain. Unlike most of my psychobitch exes. Like you said, it's a sigh of relief.


That's amazing that you met your guy the way you did and you still are so strong together. It's a beautiful story. Any talk of marriage, or are you guys still "too young for that"?


Yeah, small disagreements are great, they mean make-up sex biggrin biggrin It's awesome that you two have hit it off so well! But I have to say, the cow thing would have freaked me out, lol. It's awesome that she makes you feel good about yourself, that's the most important thing in a relationship, you need to not only be yourself, but HAPPY being yourself. I'm glad she supports you smile And the great sense of humor... that helps too. My mom's only relationship advice for me, was "Find someone who can make you laugh. In a relationship, you there wil be lots of times when you want to kill each other, but if he can make you laugh... it makes everything else non-existant." And it's true smile I'm happy you have someone you like so much.

On a side note, I'm drunk on wine. Lol... and typing is really hard.

About me and my boyfriend... Marriage seems to be out of the question right now, but it's ok, I'm content to wait. He is divorced, with an eight year old little girl. She lives with her mother in Ky., but I can see how the whole ex-wife thing might be put a damper on us getting maried. I think he's afraid of it not working, even though I'd say there is a 99% chance of us living happily ever after. It's funny... we make long term plans, that he starts, and than feels the need to defend. Like, "Maybe in a couple years, we'll buy a classic Camaro, like a 68 or 69, and we'll spend the next five or ten years fixing it up together," rolls right off his tongue, like he assumes automatically that I'll still be here for that, but than he feels the need to defend it, "Well, I mean, if we're together, cuz you know, shit happens. I'm not saying anything is definite, but, you know." So, I don't know. I think he can see himself with me, and maybe it scares him. He supports everything I do. Including SG, he said that if I hadn't come and told him I wanted to be a suicide girl, he would have told me about it, cuz I seem perfect for it. Things other girls might not tell their boyfriend, he's perfectly cool with, and that's awesome. So, I think we'll get married eventually, just not any time soon. It's funny, cuz people ask us like every other day when we're tying the knot... I'm not going to worry about it, cuz I'm perfectly content right now the way we are. Marriage wouldn't change anything. It means different things for different people, I guess. smile

Yeah, today is my day off, I'm really happy I didn't have customers to deal with...

Hope all is well, and I'm gonna go do more stuff drunk, Talk to ya lkater.
May 2, 2005

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