Wow, what a beautiful day. I think I'll go outside and read for a bit. Currently rereading The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, to prepare for the movie which comes out Apr29! 
In the meantime... quotes of the day. See if you can name where any of 'em came from.
-A wubba wubba wubba wubba wubba woo... if you wubba me, I'll wubba you...
-I knew there was a reason I got up this morning.
(thump) Heeeeey!
....should someone call a doctor for me?
And an easy one, but classic nonetheless...
-(laughs) You're too old, fat man. And your tits are too big. Get the FUCK off my porch.
In the meantime... quotes of the day. See if you can name where any of 'em came from.
-A wubba wubba wubba wubba wubba woo... if you wubba me, I'll wubba you...
-I knew there was a reason I got up this morning.
(thump) Heeeeey!
....should someone call a doctor for me?
And an easy one, but classic nonetheless...
-(laughs) You're too old, fat man. And your tits are too big. Get the FUCK off my porch.