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Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

Aug 8, 2006
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Today I will let you in on an inside joke.

When my friend and I were younger, when AOL was the big thing and the world wide web was brand new...
We used to dick around online and go in chat rooms and stuff.
We were looking at the AOL personals which were free at the time, and found this girl's profile.

"Hi my name is so-and-so and I like shopping, drinking, dancing and GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!!!!"
What a winner.
So we decided to mess with her a little.
Our response was "I'm more than a guy, I'm 100% man so if you wanna go get some burgers write me back."
lol
She writes back "I dot eatt burgrrrss but thnks"
Our response... well more like my friend's response because he was the asshole of the two of us...
"I dot eatt burgrrrss? What are you fucking illiterate?"
She writes back
"Uh, get a life"
He writes back
"Uhh, get an education."

It was a love that was never meant to be.

Ever since then, when I talk to someone who can't type to save their life and I have no idea what the hell they're saying, the phrase to describe them is "I dot eat burgerrs".



The key word here is "younger". We were a bit stupider in those times! lol
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
ontothenext:
Aww that poor girl!!! You prob ruined her dreams of selling sex online. shocked
Aug 9, 2006
malenka:
Yeah, you too. Congrats.

hahahahhahahahhahahahahaaa
Aug 9, 2006

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