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Wednesday Oct 12, 2005

Oct 12, 2005
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So... I signed up at OKCupid.com which is a website for funny personality tests and also sort of a personals site. Basically like SG but without naked chicks and with... well, tests.
So anyway I noticed their personality tests are shockingly accurate! Me and my friend both took the "cupid" test, which shows what your basic approach is to love and sex. Here's my result...


The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDm)

Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.



I think this is pretty much EXACTLY how I have approached every girl I've ever been involved with or interested in. Weird.

So anyway, my married friend, the one with relationship troubles, took the same quiz and got "The Vapor Trail". Which basically means that he falls in and out of love quickly but his past loves tend to remain in love with him.
Which, again, is shockingly accurate. Weird and scary.

Here's another one that I just happened to see. Thank god I don't know anyone who got this result, because... wow.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)
Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.
We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.
To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.
There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

neakylikeaninja:
Wow!!

This is me biggrin

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

Your exact opposite:
The Nymph

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.


DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door
Oct 13, 2005
neakylikeaninja:
btw:
"instantly thinks he's King Shit on Turd Mountain. So he bosses certain people around and picks on them because he got picked on in high school."
This is why you rock my world biggrin
Oct 13, 2005

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