thelastasthmatic

i'm drunk on stutter home merlot.

i just ate the best cheese burgers on the planet cooked by lance and leslie. they rock! leslie is drunk-and she is playing 'there you'll be' (the love theme from pearl harbor). she kicks ass! she is a catholic school teacher whose not altogether catholic. i love her!! and lance( it's his hottie wife!!!)

leslie is helping me plan...
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today sure felt like monday...

work was, well, work. everything seemed to be edging towards disorder. if not for my ability to use the force, my sturdy steel-toed boots, and my razor sharp wit-all would have been lost!

now i have the grass to mow in a drippily humid tennessee summer evening. then i'm off to meet one of the greatest drummers in the world-willie...
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happy 4th of july...

went to the zoo today with the malone clan. took a few pics of some strategiaclly place SG stickers at the petting zoo and such. ate mac d's for lunch, wondering what in the hell is actually in their meat...

funny thing happened last night. i thought about holly (an ex-something) and she called me. 'just wanted to see if you're...
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i hate target mops.

the kind with little handle that supposedly makes mopping so easy and less messy. the only reason i didn't fling the fucking thing out in my back yard with an admonishment to the seventh level o' hell is because my neighbor gene and his little girl were in their backyard watering flowers...

aaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!

so my friend lance and i finally got our partner scott outta the house for man night. first we went for a few drinks at a local dive then headed to downtown nashvegas to see what was happening. and (naturally) we ended up at one o' this towns low rent strip joints.

my friends were all about these cute little brunettes. whilst my attention was...
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