thelastasthmatic

yo-ho-ho and a bottle o' rum...

saturday night and it's another boy's night out. lance is on his way, and i have know idea where he is taking me. i hope it's somewhere with good drinks and great eye candy.

somewhere near chesapeake bay would be nice...

the best thing about getting off work at noon on a saturday is being able to come home and sunbathe naked in the backyard.

children, domestic animals, and lesbians love me.

i cut my grass today after work. i love the smell o' freshly cut grass. the lawn looks great 'cept i haven't quite mastered the use of my weedeater. so i have this wonderful carpet o' green with these frilly edges...

"you make me hard when i'm all soft inside..."

two girls have been vying for space in my head during the zombiefied hours at work-tatum and chiquita. something about tatum's eyes, and la femme chiquita the shelled avenger just seems like the perfect blend o' sexiness and intelligence. *ggrrrrrr*

"you make me hard when i'm all soft inside..."

two girls have been vying for space in my head during the zombiefied hours at work-tatum and chiquita. something about tatum's eyes, and la femme chiquita the shelled avenger just seems like the perfect blend o' sexiness and intelligence. *ggrrrrrr*

loki is coming over to play star wars video games. he told his mom he was no longer mad at me-what a pretentious little 5 year old! we'll be gorging on french fries for dinner and any other unhealthy treats i can find for us to share!!

spent most o' the day daydreaming about a girl.

just got back from my sister's house. and i made the kessel run in under two parsecs (memphis to nashvegas in 2hrs 40 min)!!

had a fabulous time drinking and eating. managed to take some groovy photos. even bought myself some cheesy elvis glasses-hail to the king baby!

just wish i coulda bumped into inkedgrrl!!

i'm heading back down to blues town first weekend in...
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on my way to memphis.

with 3/4 a tank o' gas and four dollars in my pocket,

my digital camera and a bag o' doritos by my side,

and my red surf trunks...

weekends are never long enough!

carrie ann moss.

yeah...

i saw the woman who broke my heart today.

it's been three years....


now i'm watching american beauty wilst cleaning my kitchen. captain morgan is twisting the images of red roses with the smell of 409 and pinesol...

am i the only one who wants to see missy's new hair??