Sunday Aug 25, 2002

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custer was a pussy,sir-you ain't.

just watched 'we were soldiers', and i love my dad.

slept late today. got pierced twice. tried calling holly.

sumgirl:
oh my *swoons all over the place* i ADORE a love supreme! methinks that's the first song i'm going to dance to at my wedding.

(haven't heard of slim and the asthmatics though wink

btw, nice pics, v nice *giggles* ::runs away::
inkedgirl:
I love the profile pic. smile My dad told me to see We Were Soldiers this weekend, too. He said it's out of this world. We had a great weekend together. I'm sad it's over.

Saturday Aug 24, 2002

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you could trouble me for a glass o' shut the hell up! check the name tag granma-you're in my world now!!!

late night phone calls rule. anyone who wants to call may do so. really. anytime.

i just cooked a fabulous meal of fajitas and spanish rice and beans and stuff. celebrating dick's birthday. he's a wee lad o' 28. me n lance got him...
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bettietwoguns:
Are you showing me to all yer friends?
bettietwoguns:
yuck

Saturday Aug 24, 2002

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have ou ever heard of kick boxing:sport of the future?

i can tell by your face you haven't...

i drank too much. now,i'm silly.talking to a really hot girlie on the phone,though. if You want to talk to me, just let me know.

'specially if you are foxy!!!
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miss_magenta:
hey brotha... can i borrow a copy of you hey soul classics?

no my brotha, you have to go buy your own.

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Damn, why the hell are you guys so religified lately?

Hey, this is and A and B conversation, and you can C your way out of it.

Well you can C your way out of my ride and we'll see your crippled ass walking all the way home.
bettietwoguns:
Ha ha. You don't have hair.

Friday Aug 23, 2002

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if i show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there...

i'm off to pump iron! i wanna be an a-cup by x-mas...

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whiskey_____:
NOOOOOO! Leave it off!
bettietwoguns:
didn't you used to have a picture?

Thursday Aug 22, 2002

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sleep has become my discontented lover.

my mom sent me a thank you card today. why is she thinkng me?! i owe her more than i could ever repay, but it's good to know i make her happy.

today is my friend scott's birthday. he's 28 with a big (hairy) belly, love handles, and a bad case o' male pattern baldness. spent way to much...
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Wednesday Aug 21, 2002

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tell me about the twinkie.

as i sit here,naked and eating pizza rolls,watching jerry maguire, i am inspired. DON"T EVER STOP...

uh,stay tuned,kids.
maxx:
The twinkie is one of the world's oldest living creatures. I can grow to over 3 feet in length and has a strict diet of Potassium Benzoate.
maxx:
My history with twinkies actually goes way back. I used them for a Science Project in Jr. High. I baked them and microwaved them (don't do that) and left one sitting on a plate to see how long it would last.

It's been 8 years. It's still on the plate on my mantle. It looks basically the same. The ants havn't touched it. It hasn't changed color. The only thing now is that it's hard as a rock.

Tuesday Aug 20, 2002

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i'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguanna that tells me to relax!

i just finished a cheeseburger in paradise with a rum-n-coke. watching one o' my favorite sci-fi classics (you are my new favorite person if you get the above quote!!).

really miss kissing. being single is cool as hell, but tasting lips is an experience to be...
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miss_magenta:
LOVIN' the new pic! =)

*sigh* kissing is great. i miss it as well.
jayden:
...Isn't that quote from "The Last Starfighter"?

I like that movie smile

Tuesday Aug 20, 2002

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my mom broke into my house today.

she said she was going to pick a few things up for me. i can't see my fucking counter tops!! my mom is the best mom in the world!

may post another chiquita-inspired pic later tonight.

stay tuned...
whiskey_____:
my dog is hella cute!
She says thanks ; )
chiquita:
hmmm....i can only assume that this new "mr. squarepants skivvies at half mast" shot is the chiquita inspired pic...and once again...i heartily approve!!

are you just happy to see me or is that a duck between your legs? wink
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