I can't believe it's Friday. This week really flew by. I really like working 1500-2300 but on Monday it's back to the morning shift. I feel like absolute hell today. My head is pounding and my throat feels like someone poured acid down it. 
Right after work today I volunteered to do Airmen Against Drunk Driving. It's where you pick up drunk people and give them rides back to base. I think its a bit ironic that i volunteered for it considering im almost always drinking and I dont have a car, but it should be interesting. I'm sure I'll have some stories to tell.
I drove stick shift last night, it was a riot. When I do get a car, it's going to be manual. It's much more fun than automatic. I really want my old car back, it was a Caddy. Guess I shouldnt bother becuase it needs a lot of work and its an 8 cylinder so it eats gas like a fat chick eats ice cream. Wouldn't mind having an old chevelle. Now i'm just day dreaming. I can't even afford a bus ticket home.
heres a joke:
Santa, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the federal avaition administration and the FAA examiner arrived last week for a pre-Christmas flight check. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got out his log book and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa's flying skills to the test. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the harnesses, the landing gear, and even Rudolph's nose. Finally they were ready for the test ride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. The examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "Whats that for!?!" Santa asked incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time but you're gonna lose an engine on take-off."
Right after work today I volunteered to do Airmen Against Drunk Driving. It's where you pick up drunk people and give them rides back to base. I think its a bit ironic that i volunteered for it considering im almost always drinking and I dont have a car, but it should be interesting. I'm sure I'll have some stories to tell.
I drove stick shift last night, it was a riot. When I do get a car, it's going to be manual. It's much more fun than automatic. I really want my old car back, it was a Caddy. Guess I shouldnt bother becuase it needs a lot of work and its an 8 cylinder so it eats gas like a fat chick eats ice cream. Wouldn't mind having an old chevelle. Now i'm just day dreaming. I can't even afford a bus ticket home.
heres a joke:
Santa, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the federal avaition administration and the FAA examiner arrived last week for a pre-Christmas flight check. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got out his log book and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa's flying skills to the test. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the harnesses, the landing gear, and even Rudolph's nose. Finally they were ready for the test ride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. The examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "Whats that for!?!" Santa asked incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time but you're gonna lose an engine on take-off."
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