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thejuanupsman

Minneapolis, MN.

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Wednesday Jun 09, 2004

Jun 9, 2004
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ok stealing a few moves from some of my friends & acquaintances, sort of a tribute entry, cuz I got nothing but giddy love for my favorite ninja, and you are all probably tired of hearing about that. biggrin

Ok first off a tip of the hat to Misterjesus who has declared himself to be fucking awesome. Thanks for helping me to realize I am fucking awesome too.
The best thing is other people seem to agree with me. My thanks to everyone who has made me realize just how fucking awesome I am.

In honor of Ahlai I ask the following BS questions.

1. If you had to marry a member in order to stay in the country, (assume you can't prove citizenship and you need a green card) who would you choose?

2. If you had your choice would it be a sham marriage or would you try to make it real?

3. Who has the best smile on the site?

4. Who would you most like to hang out with for a day and you can't choose anyone you gave for a previous answer.

5. What would you do?

6. Name the person on the site who frightens you the most.

For stiggy56 I offer the following phucked up situation: you have to leave the planet to colonize a new planet. It will be incredibly difficult and the people you choose will suffer great hardship. Do you choose people you like or make people you dislike suffer through it. Who do you choose and why?

For DrStinkypants tell me something twisted you would like to do to, or with Benni

For comicking tell me something you hate about your life

ok guess that better be it for now, but before I go I want to thankbillybillybilly for offering me some sound advice, you my man are a good friend. Benni thanks for showing me the decision made was the right one.
I love you. You are the coolest girl around.

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Music-Tom Waits "Used Songs"
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ash:
I actually hate benni because I love her so much, lol~~! damn her for having that much power over us!

And I normally dont get jealous either, its my number one turn off .. but hey! You asked me to lie to you, so Im lying to you: yes I was jealous biggrin

You cant make me choose just ONE member to marry! NOT FAIR!! I love a LOT of members here. well Id choose you except I really dont even know what u look like or how we'd mesh in person ... but then agn I have only met ONE member here, and although we meshed well in person Im not sure Id marry him, lol! Id have to say xxfragilesoulxx because we're pretty close in age and have A LOT in common. I wouldnt take it seriously, no, we're too much alike. He's more like my brother. hahahah
I would like to say that Ive seen *someones* smile on this site, but I cant recall ever seeing ANYONE here smile! frown
I would want to hang out with YOU for the day so I could show u how cool I was, and u could do the same. We'd have to go to the art institute of chicago (where I take ALL my out of town visitors first) then to giordano's pizzaria (this would make u BAN all other pizza joints FORVER!! MUAHAHAHAH!!) then to a friends house to drink beer and smoke marajuana, then out to the clubs to poke fun at all the other chi town ppl who arent as cool as us. (I gave this way too much thought Im afraid) Oh yeah .. and who is scary here? benni of course. I dont like it when a person has that much power over me, lol!
Jun 12, 2004
pb:
yeah i like doing it sometimes...but i don't want to do it for a career, though retireing as a major or lt colonel is some awesome pay for the rest of your life...

i just don't want to be the type of person some people become after 20 years in the military...in my case it will have to be 26.

i'm in a real conundrum right now because i know its a really good job and loaded with benefits and on top of it all i get to be a part of something non-commerical and actually somewhat worthwhile...eh whatever. i have 2 years to make that decision....



-pb mad
Jun 12, 2004

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