thejosh

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Okay to the party update.....


THIS WAS THE GREATEST FUCKIN PARTY I HAVE EVER BEEN TO!!!!!

It gets started at 8:30pm. Everyone starts doing Yager Bombs and then chases them with crown and coke. I was intending on not getting drunk but that didn't happen. My friend Johnny made Blue Hurricanes with Bacardi 151. I had one and got buzzed right away. Everyone had beads around their neck and around 9:15 or so I told this girl Jody (who had been telling me she would show me her tits when her husband wasn't around) to show her tits she did and I gave her some beads. Then Julie walk by me right then and I asked her to show me her tits and she did. I then told Shannon that it was her turn and she did it too. It then went like that for the other three girls at the party.

After that tits were coming out everywhere. Everywhere you would turn titties were in your face, hand, mouth, etc. We then had a groping contest. I won best butt and came in second for biggest/nicest pecks. The party then turned into a girl/girl make out fest. EVERY girl made out with every other girl. That never stops amazing me how entertained I am by seeing women kiss. I am such a guy.

Well by the end of the party I had kissed everyone except Julie, because her and Johnny were to busy screwing in every bathroom, outside and anywhere else they could find. If everyone at the party wasn't married or in a serious relationship, I guarentee it would have turned into a huge orgy. I don't know how many times Big JOSH got grabbed.

As the party was winding down around 1:00am. Me and Shannon set in my room and had a drunk sing-a-long to various Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Bush and Deftones songs. That was awesome I have never heard any of those bands when I was drunk and it felt so fuckin awesome.

We then went out on the porch and talked for about 20 minutes. Then everyone was deciding to go to bed. I took a walk around the block to make sure I wasn't going to puke when I got in bed. I had every plan of throwing in Smashing Pumpkins and finishing my buzz off listening to them. But when I came in the house. Michelle, the only other single chick at the party, was laying in my bed extremely drunk and trying to go to sleep. This completely destroyed my buzz. This girl has a crush on me and I knew she might try something. I told her that we weren't going to do anything, and she said okay.

She asked me to put my arm around her to help her get to sleep and I did. I was beening a nice guy, but I could get to sleep with her in the bed. She kept moving closer and closer taking away more sleeping room. At around 5:30am I got up and went and tried to sleep on the couch, but I only got about an hour and a half sleep and then everyone started getting up. I finally got to go back to bed around 9:45 am and I got less then 3 hrs sleep. I am so tired, but I am proud of myself for not puking and not doing anything I would regret. But I do feel like I left party of myself in yesterday. But that is likely the lack of sleep.


.....P.S. That was the first time in 3 1/2 years that I have gotten drunk.