Had an interesting Saturday night. My friend, Shaun, had reason to believe that his wife, Tonya, was cheating on him. So we got dressed in black and did the whole private eye thing.
Tonya was supposed to be going out with her friends to a club. We staked out her friend's house and watched their actions until they seemingly left for the club. Shaun called his wife while she was there and asked her who all was going. She said it was her, 2 female friends and those friends boyfriends. But we counted 6 guys and 4 women total.
After they left we went to get something to eat and then went to the club were she was suppose to be. She never showed up. It turns out that she lied about what club she was going to and ended up at another club.
Tonya and her friends left the club around 1pm. Her friends went back their house and Tonya went somewhere with a guy named Ryan.
She says she got back to her friends house around 2:50am. Which is true because we where there parked on the corner watching the house. But she lies about when she left the club. She can't explain her where-abouts between 12:50 am to 2:50 am.
She also took two pairs of panties with her and she wasn't on her period.
Shaun doesn't know what he is going to do yet, but he bought one of those listening dishes and we are likely to do the private eye thing next time she goes out with her friends. The dish records everything and that way we can have proof.
This is why I don't have a girlfriend. So I don't have to worry about this bullshit.
Tonya was supposed to be going out with her friends to a club. We staked out her friend's house and watched their actions until they seemingly left for the club. Shaun called his wife while she was there and asked her who all was going. She said it was her, 2 female friends and those friends boyfriends. But we counted 6 guys and 4 women total.
After they left we went to get something to eat and then went to the club were she was suppose to be. She never showed up. It turns out that she lied about what club she was going to and ended up at another club.
Tonya and her friends left the club around 1pm. Her friends went back their house and Tonya went somewhere with a guy named Ryan.
She says she got back to her friends house around 2:50am. Which is true because we where there parked on the corner watching the house. But she lies about when she left the club. She can't explain her where-abouts between 12:50 am to 2:50 am.
She also took two pairs of panties with her and she wasn't on her period.
Shaun doesn't know what he is going to do yet, but he bought one of those listening dishes and we are likely to do the private eye thing next time she goes out with her friends. The dish records everything and that way we can have proof.
This is why I don't have a girlfriend. So I don't have to worry about this bullshit.
flux:
I find the idea of a starfucker being applied to SG fans really funny. I just don't see myself as a star. 