My Valentines Day:
I picked a fight with cupid and just when I thought I had his ass down and I was about to pummell him, he pulled a blow and arrow out of his ass. I slapped it away and got up to run. Cupid got the bow and arrow and starts to fly after me. Cupid is catching up so I peak around this corner to see a large bus coming. I time me crossing the street just right and cupid goes head first into the bus.
I stand and laugh at cupid for like a minute and then his little arms start to move. I want to run but I seemed to have stepped in some bloody, valentines day chocolate while running. The chocolate has harded around my feet and I can't move them. Damn candy!! At that moment cupid makes it to his feet and raises his bow. He shots and arrow my way, but this guy passes right infront of me and the arrow ends up hitting him. Cupid is then leveled by a transfer trailer and all that is left is a pile of blood and feathers.
The guy who was hit by the arrow turns out to be gay and starts hitting on me. I tell him to "fuck off you stupid faggett" and he punches me. The punch released me from the chocolate and I fell to the ground. I sit up and wipe some blood from my mouth. I look up to see the same fag embraced with another man. They kiss and then walk away. Looking back at me and giving me the finger in disgust. I get to my feet and walk over to the body of cupid, but it isn't cupid anymore, it is a body of a women. As I get closer I realze that it is the body of my ex-fiancee. I wave down the next taxi I see. As we drive into the sunset I say, "that was a close one.", trying not to burst into laughter.
I picked a fight with cupid and just when I thought I had his ass down and I was about to pummell him, he pulled a blow and arrow out of his ass. I slapped it away and got up to run. Cupid got the bow and arrow and starts to fly after me. Cupid is catching up so I peak around this corner to see a large bus coming. I time me crossing the street just right and cupid goes head first into the bus.
I stand and laugh at cupid for like a minute and then his little arms start to move. I want to run but I seemed to have stepped in some bloody, valentines day chocolate while running. The chocolate has harded around my feet and I can't move them. Damn candy!! At that moment cupid makes it to his feet and raises his bow. He shots and arrow my way, but this guy passes right infront of me and the arrow ends up hitting him. Cupid is then leveled by a transfer trailer and all that is left is a pile of blood and feathers.
The guy who was hit by the arrow turns out to be gay and starts hitting on me. I tell him to "fuck off you stupid faggett" and he punches me. The punch released me from the chocolate and I fell to the ground. I sit up and wipe some blood from my mouth. I look up to see the same fag embraced with another man. They kiss and then walk away. Looking back at me and giving me the finger in disgust. I get to my feet and walk over to the body of cupid, but it isn't cupid anymore, it is a body of a women. As I get closer I realze that it is the body of my ex-fiancee. I wave down the next taxi I see. As we drive into the sunset I say, "that was a close one.", trying not to burst into laughter.