Damn You Trent Reznor!!!
I can sum up my NIN concert in one sentence: I lost a three-way to Trent FUCKIN Reznor! So yeah the night was fuckin awesome!
Your all likely wondering so here is the story. The Concert started okay Death from Above 1979, doesn't sound all that great live (I didn't know that they are only a two man band?). Then Queens of the Stone Age came on stage. They fuckin tore the house down. I was feeling the concert but I was all into it until about 3 minutes before NIN came on stage. This lesbian couple (lesbian couple but girls were bi) we will call them Fallen Angel (she was very shy even when drunk) and The Naughty Evil Witch (because I can't remember their names and that is what they were dressed as for halloween) came and sat down beside me.
I happened to have two open seats beside me and I was in the second row off the floor. (Damn good seats!) They were both drunk and The Naughty Evil Witch (her name might have been Sara) asked me if they could sit beside me. Of course I said yes because how could I not to two really hot drunk chicks. NIN comes out and the girls start dancing together. The Naughty Evil Witch was so drunk that she kept falling on me. I help her up and she gets me to start dancing with her. Song after song the dancing got naughtier and The Naughty Evil Nurse had no problem put her hands in places you don't talk about in polite company. She grabbed my cock, Alright!? (not to mention every other body part). I do love it when women take such liberties. It is amazing how my shyness goes away once something like that happens. Anyway I barely paid attention to the band because my hands were too busy exploring too as we danced.
We continued dancing like this through the enitre NIN set. The next to last song of the set The Naughty Evil Witch decided to give her girlfriend the Fallen Angel a lap dance (that shit was fuckin hot). Anyway NIN's tour manager saw it and came up and said he had two backstage passes left and he want to know if they would like to "meet the band". Of course the girls went to "meet the band", what girls wouldn't choose Trent Reznor over The JOSH?
As they left all I got was a peck from The Naughty Evil Witch and a huge sack of blue balls!!! 
There is no doubt in my mind that I would have went home with those girls if Trent Reznor hadn't come a calling. God damn if that doesn't completely sum up my life, always a groping dummy but never a sex toy. As Dane Cook would say, "I want that! Why not me? I want that!"
* Little fact: I lost my virginity to NIN "Closer" and some eight plus years later at a NIN concert during the song "Closer" I get groped by a naughty evil witch too. (Dane Cook *sigh* ) Irony.....
LOL!!! I am getting a little silly I am going to try to get some sleep as soon as my blue balls will allow.
Edited to add: NIN was FUCKIN awesome!!!!
I can sum up my NIN concert in one sentence: I lost a three-way to Trent FUCKIN Reznor! So yeah the night was fuckin awesome!
Your all likely wondering so here is the story. The Concert started okay Death from Above 1979, doesn't sound all that great live (I didn't know that they are only a two man band?). Then Queens of the Stone Age came on stage. They fuckin tore the house down. I was feeling the concert but I was all into it until about 3 minutes before NIN came on stage. This lesbian couple (lesbian couple but girls were bi) we will call them Fallen Angel (she was very shy even when drunk) and The Naughty Evil Witch (because I can't remember their names and that is what they were dressed as for halloween) came and sat down beside me.
I happened to have two open seats beside me and I was in the second row off the floor. (Damn good seats!) They were both drunk and The Naughty Evil Witch (her name might have been Sara) asked me if they could sit beside me. Of course I said yes because how could I not to two really hot drunk chicks. NIN comes out and the girls start dancing together. The Naughty Evil Witch was so drunk that she kept falling on me. I help her up and she gets me to start dancing with her. Song after song the dancing got naughtier and The Naughty Evil Nurse had no problem put her hands in places you don't talk about in polite company. She grabbed my cock, Alright!? (not to mention every other body part). I do love it when women take such liberties. It is amazing how my shyness goes away once something like that happens. Anyway I barely paid attention to the band because my hands were too busy exploring too as we danced.
We continued dancing like this through the enitre NIN set. The next to last song of the set The Naughty Evil Witch decided to give her girlfriend the Fallen Angel a lap dance (that shit was fuckin hot). Anyway NIN's tour manager saw it and came up and said he had two backstage passes left and he want to know if they would like to "meet the band". Of course the girls went to "meet the band", what girls wouldn't choose Trent Reznor over The JOSH?
As they left all I got was a peck from The Naughty Evil Witch and a huge sack of blue balls!!!
There is no doubt in my mind that I would have went home with those girls if Trent Reznor hadn't come a calling. God damn if that doesn't completely sum up my life, always a groping dummy but never a sex toy.
As Dane Cook would say, "I want that! Why not me? I want that!"
* Little fact: I lost my virginity to NIN "Closer" and some eight plus years later at a NIN concert during the song "Closer" I get groped by a naughty evil witch too. (Dane Cook *sigh* ) Irony.....
LOL!!! I am getting a little silly I am going to try to get some sleep as soon as my blue balls will allow.
Edited to add: NIN was FUCKIN awesome!!!!