thejinn

you know, for your average penguin from the arctic ocean, chicago is a really moderate climate. that's how i'm choosing to look at it, rather than looking at it as a place so cold that my eyelashes freeze together while i ride my bike.



This is my favorite site of the day (and a lot of other days, too).

Valentine's Day blows ass. It's just so Hallmark CEO's can live life all plush-like and fancy pants. if you have to plan romance, you're not doing it right. the best kind of romance is the unexpected. like making out all night and tasting sweat from her neck mixed with whiskey and smoke, or when people bring me friend plantains and those odwalla juice drinks @ work (that was nice of her, no?). or when you both almost get into a fight with the same guy in the same night, but have never met before and you start telling the story of how you almost had to kick this dude's ass and she's all "me too!" and it turns out it was the same dude. and that's your initial meeting. that's knd of romantic. flowers and teddy bears made in taiwan are not.

ok, time for dumplings and whiskey.