theinsomniac

I've all but got the apartment. Just need to sign the lease this weekend.

I'm finally getting my own place, I've finally got a steady job, and I'm dating regularly.

Why the hell have I felt like shit for the past three days? Is it fear of success?

Dear Jesus, Bhudda, Muhammad, et al.,

Please, please let me get the apartment I just viewed.

Your humble admirer,
SaintInsomniac

The following e-mail except makes me SO HAPPY.

"7pm is fine. The last tenant said utilities were around $30 month. It is just electricity and cooking gas. We pay for heat, and there's free wireless internet from the coffee shop downstairs. The apartment is vacant now, so really move in could be any time. I have to warn you, though, that the previous tenant was...
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I hit 5000 comments today. It only took two and a half years!

Thanks for all the birthday wishes!

In two hours, I'll be 25. Ah, Twenty-Five, that long-awaited year when a young man can finally rent a car, and his insurance premiums start to decrease.

After tonight, I figure it's just a long slog into retirement and death.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All sarcasm aside, things are actually going pretty well. I may delay finding a new apartment for another month, as I save up a...
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Right now I'm playing in a 10,000 person online poker tournament. Over 9000 people have been eliminated, and I'm ranked 70.

This is of course, a tournament of fake money.

This is how I've been spending my spare time lately.

Did I mention it's my birthday on Monday?

It's nice to see them there, but where the hell did those 200 Army points come from??

I guess they wanted to reward me for being so darn awesome.

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Could happen.

I can't believe it's been two weeks since the party, and I still haven't updated my page.

I've just had so much to say, that I've considered it impossible to properly express the roller-coaster like aspects of my life these past few days.

The law firm I've been temping at has hired me on full-time, which means, starting in March, I'll be making adult-sized money...
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Happy holidays everyone!

I love my family, but being back in Salem just makes me miss DC all the more! I just can't handle this town. The weather, the lack of cultural and nightlife opportunities.

I seriously need to throw another SG party as soon as possible. All this wholesome holiday family stuff is making me itch for a little good old-fashioned debauchery!

Who'se with...
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