theinsomniac

Life takes strange twists and turns.

I'm no longer a college radio DJ. I just don't have the time to fit in my schedule anymore.

Now, i'm the sex and relationship columnist for my college's paper.

I was in the computer lab, late at night, at the same time as the editor of the newspaper. She was directly behind me, and I heard her discussing the new column , which she was writing with another guy, trying to decide on a test question to write about. They asked me to brainstorm with them, and they ended up using my question. As I continued my work, I overheard them discussing how to answer it. It was the usual college faux-ironic smartmouth stuff, somewhat amusing, but nothing that could actually help anyone. As I could see they were having trouble, I thought "what the hell" and offered to take a crack at it. I played it straight. I've always been a big fan of Dan Savage, and tried as hard as I could to emulate him, snarky, but well intentioned and honest. The editor loved it and offered my the job. I agreed, on the promise that it would remain anonymous. It's a small school. So, of course, I decide to post it here.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

Like I said, life takes strange turns.

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Also:

Kerry can beat Clark.
Kerry cannot beat Bush.
Clark cannot beat Kerry.
Clark can beat Bush.

Discuss.