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Salem, Oregon

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Saturday Jan 17, 2009

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So I just very nearly had a heart attack.

Having just finished watching the INCREDIBLE season premiere of Battlestar Galactica, my girlfriend and I were preparing to go do some shopping. The phone rings. My mother's number is on the screen.

"Hello."

"Ryan! Oh my God! Have you heard the news?!", my mother yells into the phone.

"What?!", I exclaim, preparing myself for the worst.

"Have you heard about Barack Obama's train?!"

At this point, I think my mother is about to tell me that the train carrying our President-Elect as been blown up, or derailed, ect. ect.

"What? What's happened?!", I reply, breathlessly.

"It's in BALTIMORE!"

My mother, in Salem, Oregon, was calling to tell me that Barack Obama was on a train, in Baltimore.

"Lots of people are there, it's really cool!"

When my heart finally stopped attempting to beat it's way out of my chest, my mother and I were finally able to agree that, yes, it is very cool that Barack Obama is on a train.

So, how y'all doin?



pip:
That's awesome, I wish I had thought of doing that to someone!
Jan 18, 2009

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